I like to take things I’m not supposed to and eat them, including items from the recycle bag.
Doing Their Part for the Environment!

I like to take things I’m not supposed to and eat them, including items from the recycle bag.
Gracie had been caught previously trying to chew one of our weighted blankets. This time she succeeded as when I went to make the bed it suddenly sounded like one of those rain sticks. It took hours to clean up and it’s torturous to step on them.
This is Randi, a 6 year old Sheltie. She enjoys walks on the beach, barking at the ocean, and perfectly chewing the bottoms out of all my expensive shorts and swimsuits.
I tripped my mom and broke her leg the week before we had to move. My dad is not happy with me.
My name is Abby….the bad seed
I gnawed open a new bottle of fish oil capsules and ate every one of them. Then I puked and pooped them in mom & dad’s bedroom all night long.
Danny chewed up this children’s book from 1913 that I had just found at an estate sale.
Kody just can’t hold himself back when it comes to baby toys, pacifiers, burp clothes, bibs, or onesies. It was time for a good shaming. Kody says “I don’t care, baby slobber tastes divine”.
Got home from a long day at work. Made a nice bath to relax and dusty not only opened the bathroom door but jumped in and joined me. So much for being relaxed.
I ate a pound of steak while Dad folded laundry. Dad never folds laundry. Mom is pissed.
While cuddling oh-so-sweetly on the couch, Emma likes to get up and oh-so-kindly burp in my face.