I like to take things I’m not supposed to and eat them, including items from the recycle bag.
Posts Tagged: Shetland Sheepdog
That’s a Weight off my Shoulders!
Gracie had been caught previously trying to chew one of our weighted blankets. This time she succeeded as when I went to make the bed it suddenly sounded like one of those rain sticks. It took hours to clean up and it’s torturous to step on them.
This is Randi, a 6 year old Sheltie. She enjoys walks on the beach, barking at the ocean, and perfectly chewing the bottoms out of all my expensive shorts and swimsuits.
I Have a Leg up on my Competitors
I tripped my mom and broke her leg the week before we had to move. My dad is not happy with me.
I Love the Smell of Fish Barf in the Morning
My name is Abby….the bad seed
I gnawed open a new bottle of fish oil capsules and ate every one of them. Then I puked and pooped them in mom & dad’s bedroom all night long.
First (and last) edition
Danny chewed up this children’s book from 1913 that I had just found at an estate sale.
Baby Toys are Tasty
Kody just can’t hold himself back when it comes to baby toys, pacifiers, burp clothes, bibs, or onesies. It was time for a good shaming. Kody says “I don’t care, baby slobber tastes divine”.
Deep Sea Diving
Got home from a long day at work. Made a nice bath to relax and dusty not only opened the bathroom door but jumped in and joined me. So much for being relaxed.
I ate steak
I ate a pound of steak while Dad folded laundry. Dad never folds laundry. Mom is pissed.
Well timed belch
While cuddling oh-so-sweetly on the couch, Emma likes to get up and oh-so-kindly burp in my face.