I chew holes in mommy’s panties so I can fight crime as the masked wrestler Dynamite Daisy!
Posts Categorized: Underwear Snatchers
Bella likes to take my dirty underwear out of the pile of laundry and chews the crouch out. These I didn’t notice until after I had washed them AND packed them for a trip. Needless to say, I went panty shopping on the road!
This is Randi, a 6 year old Sheltie. She enjoys walks on the beach, barking at the ocean, and perfectly chewing the bottoms out of all my expensive shorts and swimsuits.
I got into my mom’s overnight bag and ate her clothes…I just threw up a thong
My name is Maggie, I’m a Cheagle (Chihuahua-Beagle Mix) and I am 8 months old. When my two moms and their roommate adopted me into their home when I was only 4 months old, I met their 3 cats, Mia, Patches, and Herp. I immediately fell in love with the little brown delicacies they left in their sand boxes. I always manage to fit my head in far enough to reach what I’m looking for. I later discovered my Mom’s undies in something she calls a clothes basket. It has these easy access holes all around it that are like panty dispensers. But I keep getting in trouble for eating my favorite snacks and they don’t understand why. Maybe if they tried it they would too understand. I don’t care how mad they get, I will never give up sneaking my favorite delicacies. Although nabbing a pair of undies may be hard now that my Moms have added a bag to the clothes basket and shut the bathroom door when they take a shower. Try as they might, I WILL FIND A WAY!
I ate holes through my mom’s underwear. She discovered them while folding laundry.
I’m pretty sure that replacement panties make up a significant portion of Victoria’s Secrets annual revenue. Thorin, or 6-month old Sato (Puerto Rican rescue) loves to steal my panties from the laundry basket. This pretty lacie thong only got one use.
The sign reads: I ALSO love Mommy’s new, matching thong. Yum!
Teddy is a 2 year old Australian labradoodle. His owner, 6 year old Sadie, wants to tell you that teddy loves to steal and chew her mom’s undies and Sadie’s toys. Princess legs are his favorite!
Last night I raided the laundry hamper and ate 5 pairs of Laura’s underwear, 3 pairs of her shorts, and her favorite bathing suit… and I’d do it again. #mostexpensivedogever #allofjasonsclothesarefine
Found my little guy chewing on some unmentionables. He does not look very sorry to me!