My big college brother came home. Well, he didn’t know that he was supposed to hide the remotes. I just couldn’t help it. Then, my momma came home.
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This was full of cookies before mom & dad left…
My name is Freya. I ate 6 rolls of toilet paper while Mommy & Jerry were out.
My name is Kenzie. The chair was going to attack me… So I ate it! I am a bad girl 🙁
My sister made 2 separate batches of pumpkin spice muffins for her and her friends and I just couldn’t resist. They had homemade cream cheese frosting also!! I would eat them all again in a heartbeat. They were DELICIOUS.
I humped my foster brothers head……and I let her
Some random man walked into mine and mommy’s apartment by accident. I didn’t bark until he left and was gone for 30 seconds. Some guard dog I am.
Sorry (not really) mom,
I have eaten my dad’s wallet- credit cards & cash too, the dog bed my mom bought YESTERDAY and the homemade meatballs our family was supposed to have for dinner tonight ALL by 9:45 this morning.
Bella likes to take my dirty underwear out of the pile of laundry and chews the crouch out. These I didn’t notice until after I had washed them AND packed them for a trip. Needless to say, I went panty shopping on the road!
I Stole Pie