I have eaten my dad’s wallet- credit cards & cash too, the dog bed my mom bought YESTERDAY and the homemade meatballs our family was supposed to have for dinner tonight ALL by 9:45 this morning.
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I’ve been eating cash from Mom’s purse for years (7)
Mom thought she was just Irresponsible with cash.
I returned it when I was done – IN THE YARD AS POO
Clyde (1 year old chocolate Labrador) helped himself to $15 dollars this morning and remains remorseless.
Sawyer snagged a few dollars from mommy’s purse. He’s in the red…
I chewed $80 to shreds, after I pulled it from Dad’s wallet, While he was fixing the floor that I already destroyed. But I am not ashamed. I am a Jack Russel!
Colbie is a sweet lab/boxer mix that we rescued at 4 months old. She is about to turn one and just started loving money (like her mama)! Instead of spending it, she loves to shred it! This is an example of what happens when my six year old daughter left her allowance out!
I grabbed $5 out of mom’s purse and chewed it. That’s right, I ate MONEY.
I ate a $5 bill, to save you the trouble of buying delicious toys, socks, and Victoria’s Secret panties that I also love to eat. Not Sorry.
Meet Flor the paper-eater! Her top two paper shredding items were a Continuing Education certificate that her dad had to turn in to the boss at work, and her mom’s friend’s book cover.
“I eat any kind of paper that mom or dad accidentally leave out”
I stole mommy’s credit card right out of her purse. I am not ashamed. Shopping spree at pet smart?