I chew holes in mommy’s panties so I can fight crime as the masked wrestler Dynamite Daisy!
Posts Tagged: Dachshund
I ate my granny’s passport and now she’s stuck in Canada.
I pooped in the basement while mom was doing laundry. Then I ran upstairs to finish her cereal while she cleaned up after me.
-Sorry (Not sorry.) Keetza
I peed on our rug, because I thought it was Purple Shaggy Grass… I’m Sorry!
Roman is a rescue dog, that had never had an accident in the house, until now. He just had a moment of confusion… But at least he’s sorry. 🙂
My mom spent $1,300 to make sure the shoelace I ate didn’t get stuck inside me! I pooped it out fine…
-actually kind of sorry, Oliver.
Hershey loves his cousin’s diabetic food so much he steals it when nobody is looking!
WOULD YOU BELIEVE US IF WE SAID THE CAT BROUGHT HIM IN THRU THE DOGGIE DOOR AND THAT WE WERE ONLY ASKING HIM IF HE WOULD LIKE TO PLAY WITH US?
“Why eat your owner’s hair straightener when you can eat your houseguest’s?” Not to mention the makeup brush handles that apparently were delicious, in addition to the straightener plug.
3 year-old rescue who resides full-time in Yosemite. When he’s not chasing bears out of campgrounds he loves rolling in BEAR poop!
I tripped bringing a fan downstairs and managed to hit the wall scraping off some paint. For some reason Harley decided he had to take the blame.
Sign reads: “I didn’t even do this. I just sat down and looked guilty. Love Harley.
P.s the chewed baseboard was me…five years ago.”