Baxter is a Dachshund/Basset rescue dog. He is a perfect angel during the day, but refuses to go outside in the middle of the night to relieve himself. If not restricted, he will choose a leather chair in the living room, ceramic vase on the floor, or anything that he can access to lift his leg upon!
Have you picked up your copy of the
2021 dogshaming calendar? NO? That’s a shame. Get it? Because dogshaming…
I chew holes in mommy’s panties so I can fight crime as the masked wrestler Dynamite Daisy!
I ate my granny’s passport and now she’s stuck in Canada.
I pooped in the basement while mom was doing laundry. Then I ran upstairs to finish her cereal while she cleaned up after me.
-Sorry (Not sorry.) Keetza
I peed on our rug, because I thought it was Purple Shaggy Grass… I’m Sorry!
Roman is a rescue dog, that had never had an accident in the house, until now. He just had a moment of confusion… But at least he’s sorry. 🙂
My mom spent $1,300 to make sure the shoelace I ate didn’t get stuck inside me! I pooped it out fine…
-actually kind of sorry, Oliver.
Hershey loves his cousin’s diabetic food so much he steals it when nobody is looking!
WOULD YOU BELIEVE US IF WE SAID THE CAT BROUGHT HIM IN THRU THE DOGGIE DOOR AND THAT WE WERE ONLY ASKING HIM IF HE WOULD LIKE TO PLAY WITH US?
“Why eat your owner’s hair straightener when you can eat your houseguest’s?” Not to mention the makeup brush handles that apparently were delicious, in addition to the straightener plug.