I eat dryer lint from the trash!
Posts Tagged: Basset Hound
LuAnne the Basset decided she needed to use this blanket more than I did, and let me know this by barking in my face until I relinquished it. She is a burrower and apparently needed to burrow immediately. We still love her though.
HI IM SAMMIE
I ate an unknown object and made myself sick so I ate grass and made myself even more sick and I think I’m going to throw up and I’m not ashamed.
Cosmo is a German Shepherd/Basset Hound mix. He nabbed a 10 lb. bag of red potatoes from the storage room at home and dragged it out the doggie door-flap. The potatoes had rolled over the yard like Easter eggs. He was unremorseful.
Bramble the basset hound says “I knocked over a bottle of Tabasco and it ate through the tile floor. I regret nothing.”
“I ate 2 pieces of bread off the kitchen counter. Sorry, Daisy”
Somehow, Daisy used her little legs to jump up high enough to get bread off the counter that was to be used for french toast.
While I was at work, Brownie stole 2 boxes of Trefoil (shortbread) Girl Scout cookies. All I could find was the empty boxes, no other packaging!
I roll in other dogs’ poop, so the human has to give me a shower. (-That’s why I’m all wet.)
I am a Chapstick stealing jerk. I ate all the eos lip balms in perpetration for my peoples return, nothing better than perfectly moisturized lips.
Dottie is a true millennial – while her older brother eats hard-bound books, she is technologically advanced – eating first a smart phone and then moving on to an iPad air. She’s incredibly savvy – and she is not sorry.