I ate the couch when my family left the house.
Posts Categorized: Couch Potatoes
“The pillow made an attempt on my life. I fought back.”
No witnesses would testify against this.
My name is Kenzie. The chair was going to attack me… So I ate it! I am a bad girl 🙁
I killed the vicious pillow and now I’m pooping huge balls of stuffing
Hi I’m Kaya. I eat couches. My mom was gone for two hours.
Jordan is not allowed on the couch. She apparently thought she would look like a pillow on the couch and would not be noticed. Sign says “I am not allowed on the couch. I will blend right in and not be noticed. I am not ashamed.”
Otis, the Labrador, tears apart a new down-filled throw pillow. Feather bonanza ensues.
Jack was always such a good boy, we don’t know what came over him.
So, Guapo has been eating this couch one chunk at the time until it was pointless to patch it up… Yes, he ate the patches too.
Apparently the couch wasn’t comfortable enough so he made it softer while the dog sitter was changing her laundry. . .