I killed the vicious pillow and now I’m pooping huge balls of stuffing
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I suppose it was our own fault for leaving it on the kitchen table in a box behind two closed doors.
A nice man gave me a pat …
So I pulled his pants down!
On our afternoon walk a hot jogger approached to say hi and give the dogs a pat.
Miss excitable 1 yr old rottie bounced up at the unprecedented attention and got her paw caught in the joggers shorts pocket.
When she came back to ground so did his shorts 😮 sorry mate! Hot jocks though!
I went on a date without Trooper. This is what I came home to. He pulled the trim off the door.
I pooped out half of a storm trooper… We have no idea where the other half is…
My dog Bear Bear is 150lbs. One day I noticed my bed frame started creaking and collapsing as soon as I got in. I had no idea why, so set up a nanny cam to see if maybe Bear had something to with it. He did. Halfway through the day he’d get up from his nap, grab his toy, and start bouncing on the bed and catching his toy. Needless to say, the frame wasn’t strong enough for him.
Akira pressed the lock button on my car keys when we got to doggy class, locking herself in the car. When the locksmith came to get her out she growled at him. When he got the hanger into the car she tried to take it from him. After 5-7 minutes of trying to hit the unlock button he got the door open and Akira pressed the panic button! Oh My God the stranger made it into the car safety zone!!
Lola can be found in this position more often than not.
P.S. The text reads: “I am an extrovert (or some kind of vert).”
Moxies nickname is monster moxie, and I have watched her since she was about 8 weeks old. Her owners went out of town for the first time since they got her. She wasn’t a perfect angel but was reasonably good all things considered… Until the very last day when she unleashed her inner monster! She destroyed about 8 coffee table decorations, a wicker basket, 3 magazines, and rearranged the furniture all in one morning! She acts sorry now but I know its only a matter of time before she unleashes he monster again!
I like to sneak frozen donkey poop inside and eat it on the living room carpet!