I found the spot where you dumped the old deep frying oil with the onion smell and I rolled in it.
Onion-Scented Elvis Hair
Posts Tagged: Cockapoo
Keep a Low Profile
Jordan is not allowed on the couch. She apparently thought she would look like a pillow on the couch and would not be noticed. Sign says “I am not allowed on the couch. I will blend right in and not be noticed. I am not ashamed.”
On Occasion
My mom left me alone for too long so I ate her occasional chairs and her fresh flowers from the side table. #sorrynotsorry
Street Treat
Fenway loves to find special treats in the leaves and bushes during his evening walk. We usually have to put the yummy surprise out of his mouth before we know exactly what it is! Yay!!
So, how was your day?
I came home to a not-so-nice surprise in my bed.
Sign: “I pooped on Mom’s bed while she was at work. Then I tucked it in. Not sorry.”
Minty Fresh Breath
My dog ate an entire package of sugarless gum, which is full of Xylitol – a substance poisonous to dogs. We discovered this at midnight and rushed her to the emergency vet. She suffered no ill effects, except for some hyperactivity on the car ride. Stomach pumped, IV fluids administered, monitored all night and given hourly blood tests. Her glucose levels were never above the normal range. We spent our vacation money on her poor dietary choices. You can see that she felt pretty bad about it, in retrospect.
PHOTO TEXT: I ate an entire pack of sugarless gum & spent the night at the emergency vet. I was totally fine. $800 later, I’m very sorry.
Number one reason we love winter
Nala and Odin never get tired of this game. Let’s see who can sneak into the house with their prize undetected. Mandatory mouth checks are done at the door all winter long. We are so lucky winter is 6 months long here.
Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow
I am not house broken but I love toilet paper!
Oh the Weather Outside is…Ewwww!!
My dog loves winter, especially the unlimited free crunchy brown treats she finds in our backyard.
I can’t breathe!
Despite having more than enough chew toys to choose from, Bear will quickly destroy whatever catches his eye.
