We have a tall lamp in the den. She does not like it, apparently.
I Love Lamp

We have a tall lamp in the den. She does not like it, apparently.
I chewed the plug off my mom’s blanket 3 times, it make me to warm at night.
I have no shame and will do it again.Ace
I steal cookies from little kids in strollers and run away
-WILLIS
Darcey tore up the screen door, and now she uses it to go in and out.
This is Tesla- AKA “Tess the mess”. She doesn’t like us to leave her, even though she stayed with her grandparents. That earring was $60. To get it again was $240. My husband now says those earrings are worth $300. 🙄
I ate the last piece of pizza. I have no regrets.
Murphy waits until we get up to get a drink and then moves in for his favourite food.
Our dog will repeatedly go into the bathroom then shut the door behind him so he can’t get out. Then he whines and barks until someone lets him out only to do it all over again 5 minutes later!
Reuben snuck off and came back looking very guilty. Then my boyfriend’s boss came in to tell him that Reuben had pooped in their boss’ office. Reuben feels pretty bad about it. Maybe.
I like to drink from the toilet. Potty training is really crimping my groove.
Poodle took steaks off counter.