I jerked my mom in the direction of a Great Dane causing her to fall and break her collarbone.
I broke… my Mom

I jerked my mom in the direction of a Great Dane causing her to fall and break her collarbone.
Mystery Solved
I’ve been eating cash from Mom’s purse for years (7)
Mom thought she was just Irresponsible with cash.
I returned it when I was done – IN THE YARD AS POO
“To the ladies at work: I ate your gifts. If your hands are dry this winter, it’s ALL MY FAULT”
I broke the mouse trap to eat the peanut butter inside.
Max sneakily opened the oven and ate 7 of my 8 kangaroo sausages … Naughty boy lol
So I ate the ham bone from the split pea soup… no big deal!
Fred graduated from basic, intermediate, and advanced training classes but only learned “sit.”
I ate an extra large pepperoni pizza…and the mail.
When my owners turn their backs I shred my toys into tiny pieces, and spread them all over the house…
Daphne the bread lover.