I tried to walk on the pool cover; I discovered I’m not Jesus. Mommy saved me!
Posts Categorized: Ocean Oddities
I came home one day from class to discover my nine year old Weimaraner had some how reached up the wall and ate half of the mounted taxidermy fish…Let’s just say this isn’t her first time around the naughty block…
I swam after ducks for 45 min… ’til mom and dad had to swim to the middle of the pond to get me… we ALL smell like fish
“I joyfully rolled over on top of a dead fish.” Went for a nice stroll in the park, our dachshund catches a scent of something by the river and starts emphatically rolling around on something in the tall grass. Underneath was a huge dead fish!
ALECTO’S SIGN: I flare at Mommy when she tries to move the mermaid. It is MINE.
IROH’S SIGN: I hoard food in my bubble nest and then don’t eat it. (I eat my plant instead.)
Alecto is two and a half years old, and Iroh is about six months old. Alecto’s brother, Bluebell (recently deceased), was incredibly possessive when it came to a pink-and-black tape measure I’d keep sitting up next to his tank; much like Alecto won’t let me move the mermaid, Bluebell used to get upset when I’d take the tape measure to use it. Some bettas are greedy little water dragons and love their hoards, even if it means their tanks get messy very fast (Iroh, I’m looking at you).
Our Welsh Corgi Buddin got so excited on the boat she broke her Dad’s favorite (expensive) fishing rod into 3 pieces. That’s why we call her Buddin Buddin!
“Mom went out to dinner without me, so I decided to munch on 44 of the 65 starfish she ordered for her upcoming beach themed wedding. YUM!” This is Shadow a 9 year old Jack Russell Terrier and she demolished majority of the starfish for my wedding in August. I was upset, but I can’t stay mad at her when she gives me that look.
What’s that smell? Oh Yeah its me!!
Neeko spent the day swimming in the lake and now smells like the worse smell ever- wet dog!
I poop on little kids’ sandcastles
I ate this shark jaw, after I stole it off of the dining room table. It was supposed to be a special gift for a 10 year old girl who really loves sharks. No one gets to have an awesome set of destructive teeth besides ME!