I ate dad’s Gorilla Glue. Now I’ll probably be permanently constipated.
Posts Tagged: Pembroke Welsh Corgi
I snuck a cookie while Mom & Dad weren’t looking & hid in the cat tree to eat it. 🙁 Bad Dog!
Flirty Portly Corgi
Ripley doesn’t know she’s a dog. She likes to wear clothes, pretend lipstick, and she develops crushes on men in our neighbourhood. I didn’t raise or train her to be this way. She just came this way. Her flirtations are shameless. It can be exhausting for her mother.
Her sign: “I Flirt with Strange Men”
A Day At The Beach…..Almost
I peed on a man sitting on the beach. Then I picked a fight with his dog. My dads face turned red. We went home.
Mulligan’s Inner Princess
“I like to chew on shiny stuff” Mulligan is a well-behaved boy. But when it comes to shiny items that are inadvertently knocked off the counter he cannot resist. He is quick to snag and proceeds to chew apart. Reaffirming our opinion that there is a little bit of a “princess” persona buried within his personality.
I Heart Cake
We ate 2/3 of my daughters B-day cake while the dog, Ein, watched us pass pieces around and ignore him. We left it out to work on it the the next day and Ein decided to help himself… I guess we’re lucky he didn’t burn the place to the ground!
Let’s put this Matter-ess to bed
I shredded the bed. I tried to bury the evidence.
The Real Cause of Dwindling Bee Population
We had to take Nicholas to the emergency vet for an allergic reaction that made his whole face swell up. The likely cause: Nicholas likes to eat bees. Now he has to take Benadryl every day.
The Tale of Two-Shoes
While mommy & daddy were out enjoying some sushi, I made a meal out of mommy’s shoes. It was deeee-licous!
Levi had never dug in the back yard until the kitten showed up. They seem to get along but I think he has some hidden feelings.