I ate old pizza…again.
I think my humans need more training.
Love,
Oliver
Those Were Some Bad Ollie’ves

I ate old pizza…again.
I think my humans need more training.
Love,
Oliver
Layla came inside one morning and vomited on the kitchen floor right in front on me. I quickly realized she had thrown up dog poop that she just ate. Gross!!!
This is our German Shepherd puppy, Athena. She sneaks into the basement and dumps the cat box to find buried treasure to eat. Yuck!
I stole a whole stick of butter so now I’m in jail.
If there is butter, Beethoven will find it.
I push daddy out of bed at night. -love halo
Me and my fiancé sleep with our dog, but she loves pushing him out of bed.
After swimming in the creek, he bolted straight for a bunch of bushes. I don’t know what kind of bushes they were, but hundreds of their parts stuck to him. Yay.
I was very defiant at the vet while getting my nails clipped…then, as we were leaving and mom was paying, I took a (massive) dump on the welcome mat in front of the receptionist desk…
I couldn’t fit inside my chihuahua brother’s bed. So I ate it.
After digging a hole in the flowerbed, I dug a hole on the real bed.
While my mom was at class, I decided to counter surf and found her fortune cookies from last night. She thought it was a very fitting fortune.