My name is Koda
I pretend Im going to throw up because I know I will get to go outside. When I get outside I don’t need to throw up. I just want a treat when I come back inside.
I Need to let it out

My name is Koda
I pretend Im going to throw up because I know I will get to go outside. When I get outside I don’t need to throw up. I just want a treat when I come back inside.
I eat poop and it upsets my stomach (weird!), so I leaked diarrhea in Mommy’s home office… and she sat in it.
She showered and cleaned it up.
A few minutes later, I thanked her by throwing up poop all over her.
… I thought it was hysterical.
I found a can of spray paint and decorated the couch…mom & dad are not impressed….maybe a little
Gozer decided to take a nap on my pillow, but felt the need for some essential modifications to the case first.
As you can see, Caesar has no apologies for eating all of Aunt Melva’s Christmas cookies!
Terra has developed a habit of stealing other dogs toys by smuggling them home in her stomach then puking them up at home.
“I had a party while my parents were at work. I am NOT sorry, it was worth it!”
I am such a clever dog. I recognize the music from any advert with cat dog, bear, tiger, wolf etc etc. I bark explosively as soon as the music starts, even before the dog/cat appears. I am obsessed.
My dog niece Roxy ate grandpa’s steak off the counter!
“I had string from a chew toy in teeth and used the carpet as floss”
Our new 6 moth old Great Pyrenees/German Shepherd puppy didn’t think the 100+ toys were acceptable and decided to sample the carpet while we were at work.