My loving malamute likes to leave me toilet-paper art to express her anger about me leaving her. This is one of a long series.
Posts Tagged: Alaskan Malamute
“Moleskin notebooks do not taste like mole”
She fancies herself an art critic. She’s big on postmodern, surrealism, and anything with SQUIRREL!
Midnight munchies, couldn’t figure out the brand new fridge door.
“I had string from a chew toy in teeth and used the carpet as floss”
Our new 6 moth old Great Pyrenees/German Shepherd puppy didn’t think the 100+ toys were acceptable and decided to sample the carpet while we were at work.
I ate the 10 remaining donuts while my mom was sleeping.
I keep going to the litter box for snacks. My breath smells like cat poop!
He always poops on beds, mattresses, and pillows 🙁 his brother never stops him but always runs to tell us what’s going on.
You would think at his age he would learn not to mess with Mama moose.
The cat puked..and I helped my mom clean up by eating it before she could grab a paper towel. I’m gross…and not sorry.
-Diesel the Malamute
I ate the dog training manual.