I stole an Easter bunny that was supposed to go in a 3 year old’s Easter basket. I’m not sorry.
By the time I noticed he had stolen the stuffed bunny from the shopping bag, it had dog slobber all over it. Needless to say, Rowdy Kris got an early Easter present as it’s his now. (And he loves it!)
“I ate my mom’s toffee she got yesterday as a gift before she even had some!”
I snuck in the kitchen and stole then ate the ENTIRE LEG of Xmas ham
Ashton chewed a hole in his new Christmas sweater, then puked it up. Yes, it was as gross as it sounds.
“I had a party while my parents were at work. I am NOT sorry, it was worth it!”
Dasha’s New Year’s Resolution:
I refuse to poop outdoors. You don’t, so why would I?
Mae has to be supervised around the Christmas Tree. She’s chewed branches and scattered needles around the living room. She also has gotten into the cat litter a few times. It sticks to her nose and her breath smells like the expensive litter!
Angus ate 2 dozen confetti eggs before the guests arrived. He has absolutely no remorse.
Padfoot’s got a pretty keen nose, and clearly she smelled something yummy in the bag of Easter eggs. Nothing like 5 year old candy. She’s so ashamed.
Woke up the day after Valentines day to find the beautiful roses I got in about a million pieces on the floor. Someone got a little jealous…