I barked all the way through my mommy’s conference call.
Posts Tagged: Rat Terrier
Tango is not patient enough to wait until his brother, Cash, is done peeing to pee on the same spot. Shameful.
We kept finding poop on our washer and dryer when we got home from work. So my 6 year old daughter Annabelle, decided to make her this hat. It says, “I poop on the dryer and washer”
I sneezed repeatedly and got boogers on the carpet. -Dottie
I ate the boogers. -James Tiberius Kirk
I got on top of the kitchen table, chewed the childproofed cap off of a bottle of ibuprofen and ate 13 pills. I had to stay overnight at an emergency clinic, hooked up to an IV. It cost my mom $500…
I ate all the iPhone chargers and a candle. -Amelia
Holden loves baths so much, he pees into the wind. Anytime it’s windy, he decides he doesn’t want to pee on a bush or a tree; he wants to stand in the middle of the yard and pee in the direction of the oncoming wind.
If there has been a coyote prowling around at night, when mom lets me outside to potty, I go after it! I even almost caught one!! The best part is mom running across the yard in her pjs, in the dark, screaming like a lunatic because she’s afraid I’ll get eaten. Not sorry at all! – Mickey, Rat Terrier
“My mom wasn’t sure if she wanted to throw away this yoga mat, so I helped her make the decision!”
Sparky wasn’t happy that she got locked up while mom and dad were at church. She could just reach the yoga mat enough to destroy it! She has destroyed way too many things! One would think mom and dad would learn to keep things away from the gate.
After my brother steals people food and throws it up, I’m always there to clean up the mess before Daddy can even get to it.