“Mom took me for a run. I pooped on the bridge and tried to kick it off into traffic below before she could pick it up.”
Posts Categorized: Surprise Poops
I ate my own poop from backyard then burped in mommy’s face 🙁
I like to play hide and go poop!
Lucy just can’t learn her lesson. She can go out the dog door to poop but she just can’t help herself and poops on the floor.
Dasha’s New Year’s Resolution:
I refuse to poop outdoors. You don’t, so why would I?
His name is Blew.
“I pooped in dad’s sneaker!”
Oh yes, right in the middle of a professional photo shoot.
I ate an entire stick of butter, then made you clean up my poops.
We kept finding poop on our washer and dryer when we got home from work. So my 6 year old daughter Annabelle, decided to make her this hat. It says, “I poop on the dryer and washer”
I rolled in poop and then head-butted my mom when she tried to dry me after my subsequent bath.
PS. she had just bathed me less than 48 hours ago.
PPS. I may have also eaten the poop as my breath stinks!