Miniature Schnauzer Archives

Ring The Alarm!

Posted October 27th, 2017 by dogkeeper & filed under Chatterboxes, Double Trouble, Submitted.

Mom and Dad were gone for 1 hour. In that time, we howled loud enough to set off the burglar alarm. Police were dispatched. We are NOT ashamed! – Rosco & Opie

Hide and go Poop

Posted March 26th, 2017 by Audra Williams & filed under Submitted, Surprise Poops.

I like to play hide and go poop!
-Suzy

Can’t Catch me I’m the Gingerbread Dog!

Posted January 21st, 2017 by Audra Williams & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Escape artists, Submitted.

I broke my daddy’s trust and ran away when he he turned around. Then when my mommy was running to try and save me from the busy street, I acted like I didn’t know who she was. Now daddy is mad and mommy had an asthma attack. So I’m in jail for the rest of my life…
Thank God after this she learned her lesson and doesn’t even pass our driveway now 🙂

I had a Ball

Posted May 12th, 2016 by Audra Williams & filed under Couch Potatoes, Submitted.

Coco’s favorite ball was stuck under the couch. She is OBSESSED with her ball, and decided to rip apart the entire couch to find it. Good thing I caught her when I did. She is obviously NOT sorry!

Groomer Humor

Posted April 17th, 2016 by Audra Williams & filed under Disgusting Doggies, Double Trouble, Submitted.

One dog got so nervous at the groomer that she pooped on the floor, and the other lifted his leg on two other dogs… that had already been groomed!!!

Doggie Door Etiquette

Posted March 17th, 2016 by dogkeeper & filed under Renovation and Redecoration, Submitted.

Ha, Ha!
The doggie door is broken so it stays open permanently –
now I will never have to learn how to go through it!

Georgie

Revenge is Best Served…Warm.

Posted March 15th, 2016 by Audra Williams & filed under Submitted, Surprise Poops.

Someone REALLY hated his haircut!

I regret nothing!

Posted March 3rd, 2016 by Audra Williams & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Submitted, Vomit Comet.

I got into the emergency kit and ate three days worth of food THEN barfed it all up at 11:00 PM. (I regret nothing!)

Dad’s shoes are too stinky, mom’s are just right.

Posted December 6th, 2015 by Audra Williams & filed under Shoe Shames, Submitted.

Banff loves to eat my shoes. She only ever eats mine and never eats my boyfriend’s shoes!

Aruba, Jamaica, Oooh I Wanna Take Ya

Posted December 3rd, 2015 by Audra Williams & filed under Escape artists, Submitted.

The side fence was open before I left for work and Camo found his way out of it. When I was looking for him to say goodbye, I realized he was nowhere to be seen. I was 2.5 hours late for work and ended up finding him about half a mile away on at a little airstrip we have in the neighbourhood. I was so scared a coyote got him. Coyotes terrorize our neighborhoods. He is safe at home now and we are making sure the fence is shut all the time.

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