My lurcher pup trumps whenever he goes down the stairs. He’s not fussed if someone happens to be walking behind him.
Posts Categorized: Farting Furballs
When I sleep I get so relaxed I fart. I smell so bad I made my little human throw up all over her bed. They are silent but violent.
Our female Blue Healer has in my opinion, Farts that could be used as a weapon of mass destruction. We live in the south, and we keep telling our female dog that she is to fluff, not fart, but they are toxic.
Teddy farted so many times I had to leave the room numerous times.
Gravy isn’t sure where that noise is coming from, he only knows it’s squeakier when he sits on the hardwood. Sign says: “I can’t stop farting. Love, Gravy”
I fart and startle myself. Fart + Startle= “Fartle”. I’m a Fartler! Dolly tries his best to take a nap but is always awoken by the trumpeting of his own rear end which always wakes him with a startle. We coined the term “Fartle” for him because he does it constantly!
Penny thought the most appropriate method to alarm her sleeping human about the 6.1 earthquake was to jump on her face and let out the deadliest of farts.
Moly sits under my desk and snores ALL DAY LONG!!!
“Whilst counter surfing this afternoon, I happened upon daddy’s malt loaf and thought that it would make a lovely snack before dinner. I’m now making awful smells…”
I fart when I run up the stairs and attack the cat if he goes near mums hand bag!