I ate a five year old’s macaroni necklace because I have no impulse control and even less self-respect. – Gertie
Posts Tagged: Puggle
“I climbed on the counter and ate an entire package of bacon. Package and all.”
Left the kitchen for 2 minutes. Returned and saw the remaining pieces of the package on the floor. She works quickly.
Our dog Winnie can’t be trusted with any type of bed!
Arthur has been good lately and lulled us into believing he could be left out of his crate. He crawled through the cat flap and dragged a 30 lb bag of dog food through and ate most of it. That night when he got sick he ignored the hardwood floors and vomited the contents onto the white shag rug in my bedroom. It’s the only carpet upstairs. Arthur is a very smart, loving, good dog. He’s also kind of a jerk.
I had an accident in the house and when mommy caught me trying to eat the evidence, I ran and hid under the bed…
“I’ve decided the best way to wake up mom is to SIT on her head!”
Every time I go to work with Dad, I poop under the boss’ desk
I bought The Dog Shaming book and gave it to my husband (from Truffle) for Valentine’s Day, which was yesterday. Today, we went out for breakfast. When we came home, we discovered The Dog Shaming book chewed up and under the dinette table. Truffle had to climb onto a chair to get at the book, which was on the table. She has never done this before. Ever. Truffle, it seems, has a keen sense of irony.
Gomer poops on your weak attempt to regulate where she poops.
My name is Tao. I steal the cat’s food and then my farts are so diabolical it makes my mom sleep with a noseplug.