I jumped on the table and stole 1/2 pound of seasoned fajita steak and I’m NOT sorry!
Fajita Bandita
Posts Tagged: Cocker Spaniel
The Shoe Eater
He eats shoes. 🙂
Good thing we love him so much!
Bad Doggy – Picking on Small Children!
If it’s made of plastic and it’s in reach, it’s Merlins.
“I like eating toys that belong to the small child next door”
Sore Throat
“I have a sore throat.” Sir Lancelot knocked over a trash can in an effort to get my cough drop wrappers from the night before.
THAT will stop the evil Roomba!
Never leave a dog alone with a robotic vacuum cleaner. Never.
Scent of a Whoa-man…
Diego was sprayed by a skunk then hopped in my husband’s truck and rubbed himself all over the front seat. My husband had a rental for 5 days while his truck was being detailed. Luckily for my husband it came out, but unfortunately for Diego when his nose gets wet I can still smell a hint of skunk.
Easy Breezy Beautiful Coverdogs!
When I thought my working day was over I came home to discover it was just beginning.
Guilty look, but no guilt.
Bella is a 14 year old pup that we rescued 4 years ago. She is a very good girl and we have no idea why anyone ever gave her up! She really has never done anything terrible since we rescued her except maybe chew some tissues out of the bathroom trash (eww) but we since have moved it out of reach and I was never able to catch her in the act! I snapped this picture while she was sitting on the steps, looking super sorry but she didn’t even do anything wrong!
Failure to Launch
Dropped her off to be groomed and she was so afraid of another dog that was in a kennel next to her that she peed all over herself and then refused to let anyone touch her. So they called me back before I even made it out of the store to pick her up because it was clear they were not going to be able to work with her after that! Needless to say she had no problem hopping into my lap covered in her own pee! Gotta love her!
The Pleasure is all Mine
I make mommy and daddy wait “endlessly” at the base of the stairs. It takes me 5 minutes to descend, as I like to pleasure myself on each and every step.
