This little dude thinks earphones are, well, delicious. Also, that a glass table is a great place to seek cover when you might be in trouble.

We’ve all had haircuts we regret. After his most recent grooming, Oscar expressed this regret by throwing up all over himself in the car on the way home.

Here is Dix as she shamelessly snacks on the contents of the bathroom trash bin, not even caring that the whole internet is watching.

Nothing is more delicious after rolling in the dirt than eating some cat food. So Rita May jumped up on the sink to do just that. She’s such a good dog that when she was busted and told to “Stay”, she sat for 10 minutes of shame. (That’s 70 minutes, in dog years!)

It’s one thing when a your pup can’t control his licker when he’s happy to see you, it’s a whole different situation when you catch him licking bird poop off the stone wall.

Pearl: I knew someone was coming over so I gutted a stuffed pig on the living room floor!
R2-D2: I watched my best friend die!

I was so excited Daddy came home, I ran out the door knocked my head on the post and act like nothing happened!
Paddington (Paddy) is a 5 year old male lab with more excitement than ability to brake or a sense of safety. The post mentioned is actually a metal pillar. Luckily he has had years of training running into/head-butting things. He is fine and not ashamed in the least.

This is Shiner. He likes to knock over the trash.

This time, the trash can fought back!

Very embarrassing