My name is Colonel Barkers. I defy the laws of Physics.
My dog’s crate sits in a closet. Last night, he somehow got through the 4 inch gap between the wall and the crate while I was in the room watching Justified. I have no idea how he did it. His torso is 12 inches wide and his waist is 8 inches. He didn’t jump or climb over, because I would have heard that. I had to lift the whole crate out of there to get him out.
CJ Forray
Doesn’t it just amaze you when they turn into jellyfish and squish themselves into tiny place?
082963
Am not sure he approves of “Justified…”
Kpupfly
My little Houdini managed to squeeze through a gap in the fence about that big, 4″, repeatedly. I couldn’t figure out how she was getting out but then I watched her do it one day. I NEVER would have believed it if I didn’t witness it myself. She looks about his size too. I swear she’s part octopus.
Nephrolepis
Colonel Barkers is one of the best dog names ever. +1
Lala
Another +1 on the name!