My name is Colonel Barkers. I defy the laws of Physics.
My dog’s crate sits in a closet. Last night, he somehow got through the 4 inch gap between the wall and the crate while I was in the room watching Justified. I have no idea how he did it. His torso is 12 inches wide and his waist is 8 inches. He didn’t jump or climb over, because I would have heard that. I had to lift the whole crate out of there to get him out.