I steal waffles from little boys & lick the plate clean
You’re not a waffle thief, sweet one. You’re just *pre-cleaning* the dishes for Mommy. Good dog!
I hate to say this, but that plate isn’t clean-clean. Put it in front of a Labrador Retriever, then you’ll see clean at the molecular level. Nothing but a skim of saliva will be left.
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