Just a reminder for those who aren’t familiar with our contest: Every Tuesday from now until Christmas, we’ll be posting a new caption-less Dog Shaming picture. It’s up to YOU to come up with the perfect shame sign! Get your creative juices flowing and come up with the funniest caption you can think of and by Friday we’ll announce the winner! You can tweet us, facebook us, or leave your comment below!
WINNERS WILL RECEIVE: 2 signed copies of Dog Shaming, 2 totes bags, and 4 Dog Shaming pins and markers. This way you get to keep a copy for yourself, but also you’ll also be able to cross your dog-loving friend or family member off your list!! Of course, if you can’t wait to get a free copy, you can always order your copy here!
Caption Contest Photo #3
Carrie
That one was for me, right?
Alex Ashurst
“I like to pretend that there was never a gingerbread house to begin with.”
derp
jingle bells, jingle bells, Misty the cat did it all!!
Karen Dickinson (@laurapetry)
I believe every day should be Christmas Day.
Samantha
“All clear! No bombs in this present!”
marlsmom
My favorite!
Danny
None of the presents had my name on them, so I reminded them that their shopping wasn’t done yet.
Kathy
Paybacks for stealing my bone, kiddo! Check the backyard in 24 hours and you can see what Santa left for you!
Jackie
‘I twerked too close to the tree.’
Gabriela Guillermo-Garza
I just laughed way too loud at that, lol.
1knitchick
I opened the present for you. You’re welcome.
KZW
I couldn’t wait for Christmas morning…
Julia Weinstein Wolfe
When will you people learn that wrapping paper is the enemy?
Linda Steele
Maxi said Santa came last night. She’s aways trying to get me in trouble.
Sambo
I can’t read the labels so I HAD to open it to see if it was for me!
Char
One of these must have a dog toy in it! I’ll keep looking.
Kelly
Mischievous elf on the shelf
Tia
I thought I smelled a bone, no.. a ball…no, that was not it…. a cat…yep, a cat in there! I guess I was um… wrong.
christine
It wasn’t me!! It was that creepy Elf on the Shelf!!
Leslin
I opened my Christmas Present early!! Thanks, mom and dad!!!
Iris
OFFICIALLY on Santa’s naughty list…
Tracy
I thought you said this one was for me! Sorry I ate the sweater.
Tara
You said to check it twice…
Sharon Williams
Sorry, couldn’t wait for Christmas Day!
Lauren Miller
Aunt Edna wrapped the jello again. What?? It was going to go bad anyway.
Debbie
Santa did it.
Anna
I told you, Sharon – that wrapping paper is sooooo last season!
Lorraine
That was a tough one to open! I’m all out of breath!
MelJ
I came in like a wrecking ball!!!
Brittany Corfield
Really? I destroy your news paper every morning and you thought gift wrap was going to stop me?
Emily R.
Naughty list for me. Again. (It was worth it!)
Ana
What?! I was just adding to the decor….
Liz
Don’t worry, I took care of that Elf on the Shelf problem for you.
Anita Goulding
Oh Thank You. Thank You. Thank You. Its just want I wanted!!!!
Dana
You’re welcome!!
Dani
I’m on Santa’s naughty list.
Gabriela Guillermo-Garza
I promised Mom I wouldn’t peek. But then I got a whiff of those treats and I just couldn’t help myself.
Jen
Hehehe…I am the Grinch that stole Christmas!
chris
i saw mommy kissing santa clause, so i panicked.
IS
A mess? You try wrapping a present using four paws and your tongue!
aelfheld
What do you mean it’s not Christmas Day?
Steph B
All presents are for me.
Annie
Hand over the treats or another present gets it!
Susan
Christmas is the best time of the year!
Amanda
Look at all the pretty snow I made just for you!
Stacey
What are you doing? Could you clean this up before the Elf on the Shelf sees it?
Diane Huntley
There really was a mouse stirring …..
Bonnie Cohen
I redecorated this boring carpet all by myself!
Wendy Woodward
Hey, where is that Kindle you promised me? I’ve been looking everywhere!
Kelly G
Billy promised me a cookie if I sat in this pile of paper…I think I got scrooged.
Bettye
I wrapped my present to you all by myself!! Aren’t you proud of me?
Karissa DuBose
“Mom put my wrapped doggy treats under the tree and I couldn’t help but open them early” – Love Sadie
Arlene
Wrapping paper!! My favorite!! Thanks Mom and Dad!!
Diana
I couldn’t pass up this *golden* opportunity.
Chelsea
Merry Christmas ya filthy animal
Corey V
I ate all the Christmas!
Lisa
Who are we kidding I’m already on the naughty list, there’s no point acting like an angel now!
jessicamorio
The good news is there wasn’t any coal. The bad news is I ate it.
Janet M
The elf made me do it!
adrian
All these presents are for me? Oh thank you, you shouldn’t have!
G Spot Finder
I got angry at that fat man who came down the chimney so I showed him!!
Missy R.
I don’t know what happened, it just kind of exploded…
Amanda Sharp
you mean it wasn’t self serve?
Linda
0 days on Santa’s “Nice” list.
Liz
“There was army of naughty elves that invaded the room and hid in the boxes. There was only one way to stop them. Yes, a Hero, I know. “
Halle R.
I had to remind them that bones are the only acceptable present
Paula
YUM! That was great. I’ll hack it up later and you can revisit it!
Melanie
I helped mom wrap presents. By unwrapping them. She needs practice anyways.
sarah marie
It was definitely the cat!
Janet
“Where’s my Xbox? Santa promised me an Xbox!”
Teresa
The label that said “DO NOT OPEN TILL CHRISTMAS” was only a suggestion, Right?
Carmen O.
I wanted to let you know that I’m really sorry about that gift, so I watered the tree too.
Tiana D
Did I do that????
Katie Colunga
I guess (w)rapping doesn’t pay the bills…..or for dog food.
WN
But there were monster’s in that box!
PartyGal Anne Rehrig
I’m on the naughty list 🙁
Denise Anderson
I’ll have a colorful ‘present’ for you later….
Emery C. Walters
Thanks for the shoes – they were delicious! By the way, my name is spelled ‘TAD’, not ‘DAD’!
Jasmine Rahier
I swear it was the fat man with the big beard!
Jessica
I don’t know why mom complains about wrapping presents. I NAILED IT!
Bonnie Nattinger
You hid it under the tree, I retrieved it…no thanks necessary…I’m a retriever…that’s my job
Amanda
I don’t know what happened! It just exploded!
Tommy
I have no impulse control.
Lynn Power
“And I peed on the tree, too.”
Susan
I LOVE CHRISTMAS! LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT!
Pam
O thank god your home, we’ve been robbed !!!!!!!!
Donna DeWeese
YES MA’M! No problem at all, you can call us at any time. Remember the warning signs: illegible writing, dirty or illegible address, excessive tape, or visible wires should alert you to a problem. Anytime at all, we are here to protect you and to dismantle any suspicious packages before they can cause any harm. Nothing to worry about here, nothing toxic or harmful found. Yes Ma’m, you have a really great day, the canines of the Secret Service are here to serve and protect…no sorry my ID is in the car, but the homemade chewy bones in the package, not a threat. Be safe now!
Julie B
All I want for Christmas is you.
SHARON HALLIDAY
I celebrate the 25 days of Christmas, what do I get tomorrow?
Meagan
You forgot to take the wrapper off of my bone! Don’t worry though, I’ve got it under control!
dee
Oh, I thought you said you needed help un-wrapping the presents!
Alana
The Grinch was trying to steal Christmas. I stopped him.
susan bren
the wrapping paper you used scared me so i took care of it
Danielle Howell
The about “wraps” it up!
Gertrude
Somebody recycled last years’ hideous wrapping paper. We cannot allow this to happen and we corrected it. No thanks necessary,
Lisa Heinrich
Relax! It was just a little peek… No major damage!
Susan Anthony
“You know the rules, if it squeaks it’s mine, if it’s food it’s mine, if it’s on the floor it’s mine, if it’s broken it’s yours. Are we clear on this now?.”
Leah Heath
What, I thought this present was for me.
Kari-Irun
I just wanted a peak at my presents…
Meredith Bogen
If it is broken it is yours!
Your Welcome!
Marianna Cooney
Darn Aunt Edna! Why couldn’t she wrap the cat again like last year!
Kelly Finn
You said you wanted to know what was inside it!
Dana
O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree, your presents are…HISTORY!
B.B.Luke
New record:
Package unwrapped, bag opened, treats inhaled, all under 3 seconds.
Jolie
If you even MENTION getting a fake tree again, the rest of the presents will disappear too!
Erica
…And the presents were unwrapped by the dog with golden hair.
Marlena
I opened your present for you.
Pamela
No shame here! Santa said I could
Alice
Up for adoption. Comes with self-unwrapping talent.
Pamela
“I have a gift for you it’s up in my bum. Pa rum pum pum pum”
Ela
Haha, that one made me spill my coffee, love it!
Lisa
I heard they were giving you a monster…so I killed it for you!
Timaree Lamoureux
And BOOM went the dynamite, really I swear.
Jennifer
I’m ready for my next present!
lucasai
All I want for Christmas is you! All the other presents are not necessary 😉
Erica
I needed more fiber in my diet…now I will poop confetti!
Lisa
Just making sure you weren’t going to replace me with a pony for Christmas.
Susan
So, coal again this year?
Laieanna
Opened my gift early and all I got was this lousy sign!
Lisa
Not bad for someone without opposable thumbs!
madisonpage
Umm, Santa’s cookies were Golden-delicious!!!
Lexie
Dear Santa Paws,
I Can Explain…..
beanne p
I tried to rewrap it, so mom would never know but it’s just so hard with all no thumbs and all this fur!
Martha
Dear Santa, I really have been good this year. That cat told me to stand here and I would get my picture taken for you. :)) I think I was framed by that cat!!!
JML
Whoa! Thanks for the cardboard tube, and for letting me rip up the wrapping! Can I play with it now?
Kellie
One down! 36 more to go!
Kaylan
Oops, I thought the song went “Deck the halls with bits of present!”
Pittie Mom
Thanks so much; it’s exactly what I wanted!
Katy
I thought I hid my bone in that one. Must have been the one next to it…I’ll just keep looking.
Annie
Gift bags are easier to open.
Mitzi
That was tasty! Thanks!
Beth
Rudolph wanted a snack so I opened my Milkbones to SHARE!
Hailey
“Do not open before Christmas”
Whoops.
rebecca lamarr
It was the cat..no need to talk to him, I took care of it.
Jenny
I can’t read, but this one smelled like mine
Tara
I figured it was too late to get back on the nice list, so I decided to continue being naughty. Now to find the list that this Santa guy is checking twice………………
Katie
you think this is bad. . . wait till you get the rest of the wrapping paper tomorrow!
Bett
I will wear the sign,maybe a bow, but I will not be wrapped!
Caroline
You snooze, you lose. Every time you snooze the alarm, I’m going to open (and eat) one of your presents. Get up and take me for a walk.
Steve S
“It’s the most wonderful time of the year”
Karen
This is a set-up! They framed me so they could win Dog Shaming swag!
Joan
The cat called dibs!!!! So I opened it before he could!!!!
Alex Colgan
I was just doing my duties as Santa’s Little Helper
Tina Butler
Well that wasn’t as exciting as I thought it would be.
Tricia Nelson
What? It smelled like bacon and notice there is none left for you to clean up. You are welcome!!
Mary P
Phew, I’m out! It was getting awful stuffy in that box!
Erin
I couldn’t wait ’til Christmas
Ochie D
Will shred for treats.
Eve
Oops!!! Nothing in here! Where did you put my real present, um?
Stormyyskyy
Wrapping paper is the best present ever. Thanks Santa!
Jen
Oh! Just what I wanted….oh snap…that WAS for me, right??
BethyB
Every year Santa brings me coal. So this year I chose my own package =)
LauraK
Golden Retrievers: When you care enough to destroy the very best
tjelectric
You still have the receipt, right? I have no shame.
tj4ever
“I’m so bad I got a white board shaming sign for Christmas!”
Isabelle Mariscal
Confetti in a blink of an eye! Your welcome, Mom!
Carrie
These presents are terrible. The best presents are in the Cat Box!
Janet
“I feel terrible! I didn’t get you anything!”
Michael Hotchkiss
Hey, Mom, which present needs to be wrapped next? I think i’ve almost got it down!
Roxy
Don’t worry, I took care of it. I know how you hate paper cuts…
Gayle C
Official Xmas Present Un-Wrapper!
Caroline
Santa IS real! I bet next you’re gonna tell me there’s no Tooth Fairy either. You better hide your dentures if you do.
Brenda
“I’m getting nothin’ for Christmas …”
Sheryl Anne Gall
The cat told me his present was better… boy was he right!
Rhonda
As God is my witness, I swear I saw a squirrel in the tree.
Josette
You’ll never guess what I found under that tree! Here’s a hint: It was delicious!
Paula
I only opened the ones that they were going to regift anyway.
Sam
Whoops…definitely thought I smelled some snausages in there.
Amy
To: Santa
From: Us
Jessica
What?!? Me?!? Noooooo….I’ve just been sittin here this whole time!
Rachel W.
That present was from Santa. I was making sure you were on his nice list.
Holly Chaille
Hey, at least MY crap is made in America. #quithangingsignsonme #notjustaprettyface.
Kim
You didn’t seem to want to decorate the yard so I thought I’d help by adding a little festive holiday poop. Love, ginger
Morgan
Oh, the tag read “Doug”? I must have misread it… 😉
jinxsie 2000
“Hey Mom, guess what?? He DID go to Jared’s !”
Jen Prince
Santa did it! Don’t worry; I chased him up the chimney.
Shelley Hutchison
Barkin’ around the Christmas Tree, Have a Happy Holiday. I just ate your mom’s best gift and I’d do it all again…
Alex Guillén
“I thought I smelled bacon.”
Jeanie
You did have “shredded paper” on your wish list right? I made it myself!
Rhonda Pascual
Santa was making a list, and I was checking the presents twice…no shame in holiday spirit.
Jeanie Newell
You did have “shredded paper” on your wish list, right? I made it myself!
Mrs Marles
I only opened this to distract you from the poop present I left in the other room. I’m sneaky. wink wink
Grace
I knew it was for me by the smell! You know how I love rawhide bones Shame on me ……. I bet I just get a bag of coal now.
TimTam
I found the scissors- where do you keep the tape?
MyDogsMom
The cat did it but I watched.
BJBR
So, you thought I was done after I removed the decorations from the bottom third of the tree?
Celia
This one said ‘open early’. Accomplished. You’re welcome.
Hilary
Santa, I’ve been good as gold-en (retriever)
candice
I don’t know why you didn’t just put my dinner in my bowl but don’t worry I found it.
Kris
I am a hunter tried and true; I was taught to retrieve and bring to you! I walked up close and smelled the present and swore I smelled a big old pheasant!!! Sorry?
Sue Montoya
Wrapping paper….$4.99
Monsters DVD…..$14.99
Decorative poop….. Priceless!
Amanda
Hey Christmas is a long time away when five minutes equals a forever. Who has time for that?
Patti
Then the whos down in whoville will all cry boohoo…
Rosa
I just couldn’t wait!
Bev A
Can you help me re-wrap this? I have no opposable thumbs…
Jenn
Spoiler alert: it’s a doll!
Fantômette
I HAVE been a good dog: I didn’t touch the presents as you asked, I played with the wrappers instead. Don’t I deserve a treat?
Ann brackett
Honest, it wasn’t me. I was just sitting here and it exploded!
Maria Horos
I thought it was a puppy.
Linda Deahl
You would shame me for protecting you from elf-terrorists? Bah, humbug! (By the way, you can E-mail Grandma that her fruitcake was,indeed, delicious.)
Linda Deahl
To whom it may concern:
Oops! that should have been yahoo.com
Texas
You try wrapping without thumbs
Mj Silvestri
This is what MY Holly Jolly Christmas looks like!
Julie
You said we’d get to open one present early – I picked out mine already!
Mika
Mike and Sulley were about to steal all of your presents!
I had no other choice but to destroy them.
Your welcome 🙂
Julia Alcock
Monsters DVD my favorite.
Katelynne Walker
Couldn’t wait to open my presents. A few of yours got in my way
Katherine Bak
Is Santa good about returns? This got damaged . . . somehow.
Juls
To protect and defend, against all enemies real or imagined – THAT’S ME!
Dania Perez
“One of the many reasons i stay on Santa’s Naughty List. Sorry, Not Sorry!”
Amanda Whitley
It was the only way I was getting anything. We both know what list I’m on!
Laura Lux-Thompson
I tried to wrap my present to you, but I don’t have thumbs, or scissors, or tape. I love you though.
Reecr
I swear I smelled a bacon of the month membership.
diane
That was GREAT!! But, is that it? Where’s that bone I asked Santa for?
Liz T.
I was looking for the Christmas spirit… Haven’t found it yet.
AMR
I don’t like surprises!
Liz T.
Full of Christmas cheer! …and Christmas cookies, and stockings, and wrapping paper…
Chris
I thought I was the greatest gift!
Robin
My gift to you. An entry on dogshaming.com. You can’t be mad now…
Sarah
I thought it was a puppy!
nate
“I thought I heard Santa… I panicked!”
Amy Williams
If I only had opposable thumbs, I’d have gotten away with this!!!
Tara Cheeseman
The voices made me do it! PS. I watered the tree too!
Sherry
“Dude! Wanna’ shred?!”
murphy
It was only a hanaukah present, I’m part-jewish.
Michelle
Santa’s little helper to the rescue!
Arielle
Happy Hanukkah to me! Oh wait, we’re not Jewish?
misslizzieisdizzy
I got you a present, but I eated it.
LEW
What …. they are all addressed to me – my name is Mary Christmas!
Tony
The shortbread made me do it.
You haven’t seen the empty plate yet? Nothing – never mind – I didn’t say anything.
Sam
The tag said “for the Cat”…so I opened it
Gwen
That darn Elf of the Shelf was driving me nuts! Had to tear him (and any non-doggy presents) limb from limb.
Emily Porges
The only thing I wanted for Christmas, was proof you love me unconditionally.
dhooten
Suprise!! I’m your present! Merry Christmas!
dhooten
I’m the only present you will ever need. xoxo
J. Martin
“I thought it was my invitation to Hogwarts.”
Amanda!!
let me guess… your not angry, just disappointed?
Karissa P.
What do you mean that one wasn’t for me? It looked just like a bone…. and kinda tasted like one to!
Kari
heheh…… I don’t know what happened. I was just sittin here when it just ….exploded. Honest. heheh
Daniella Gomez
I couldn’t wait until Christmas!
Rufus's Mom
Destroying your beautifully wrapped presents… It’s a good thing!
Kimberly C.
I swear – there was something moving in there!!
diane
Mine, mine, mine, mine …….
Don Miller
Aunt Martha gave you fruitcake again. I ate it. You are welcome
Karen Phillippi
“What?! It had my name on it…. Next?”
Tracy B. Hummel
I couldn’t wait till Christmas.
Cheryl Kersey
I can wrap better than this with less waste too.
Kristin Hilson
It was the Elf on the Shelf. I swear on my Christmas Cookies.
my 4 dogs♡
Spontaneous combustion. ..I swear!
Erica Gibson
I didn’t do it. Nobody saw me do it. CAN’T PROVE ANYTHING!
Sharon
Okay!! I cannot lie. It was me that opened the Present. So what? You going to tell Santa!?!
Caroline
Shaking my present to guess what was inside got out of hand.
Renee Carpenter
this was for me, right?
Ann
Sullivan came out from the present…i am just a witness and he left his picture.
Casandra B.
The presents were attacking the tree! So I ate them for you. You’re welcome!
susan bren
it wasnt me it was the elf on the shelf, bad elf bad, love you……..
Sherry
Shredding’s not just for snowboarders any more!
Sherry
Oops! My bad (dog).
Jenny Chu
Hi, My name is KaNine. I am here to secure the crime scene. Please stand back! We will find out who did this.
Ellen
We all know I’m the only one who likes fruit cakes anyhow. I should be on the nice list, not the dog shaming list!
Kenyatte
Did I do that ?
cheryl hevrdeys
I win I win–I got mine open first!
Desiree
“Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow”
Caroline
I was just checking for coal….
Penny Leonhardt
Ate an elf. Not sorry.
Abby W.
Not sure if I will make the good list next year.
Bridget
Christmas came early . . . for one of us.
Angela Kau-Forsberg
I learned a new trick…
Dee Durham
“The Elf on The Shelf did it. He said he’s not sorry!”
Barbara Carrera
the sign should read: Sorry about the new Rolex daddy bought you mom, I thought the ticking was from a bomb so I took care of it for you!!!
Val
All is not Merry & Bright… I did a bad thing & have on one to blame it on!!!
Lynn
Mom wrapped and I helped! Sort of…
Kathy
I don’t know why they’re mad, they said they didn’t like fruitcake.
Guadalupe Rivera
I don’t always open Christmas presents. But when I do, I make sure to blame the cat.
Emily
I’m not worried about Santa. I’m too cute to be on the naughty list.
Sara
Which one do you want me to open next?
Sarah
You said nobody wants socks for Christmas, so you’re welcome!
Patrice
I’m not upset that it was socks and not the chew toy I asked for. I’m upset because once again the wrapping paper is grey!
Judith T. Genson
The only hairy monster in this house is going to be me! (Note the shredded Monster, Inc. box!)
Ashley O
It had my name on it so I opened it! Dont say its mine and not let me have it!
Ochie D.
I plead the 5th.
Tracy
Dear Santa, Thanks for that “golden” opportunity to practice my unwrapping skills!
Sharon Strother
WHAT? That was the cat’s present? Where’s mine?
COMPUTIAC
What ?
It was grandma’s fruitcake from 10 years ago, again !
Were you going to eat it ?
Wanda
I thought the cat was in there. Honest. I was trying to save her life.
andycanuck
You wanted a paper shredder for Christmas, right?
heather d
“That’ll teach Santa from sneaking into our house and not having the decency to leave me anything…”
Marissa Valdez
I KNOW it’s gotta be in here somewhere, Santa promised!!
Megan
What present? I’m all the present you need!
Alex
Thank goodness you’re home! Someone tried to steal the Christmas presents but I stopped them.
La Cook
Which one of you asked Santa for a paper shredder? Ho ho ho
Leah G
“Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!”
Kogia
I tested it for you! That wrapping paper isn’t dog-proof. You should call someone to get your money back.
Taylor
I’m on Santa’s naughty list cause I opened my Christmas present early!
Katie Bay
Do you think my lack of thumbs is going to keep me from watching my favorite movie, Monsters Inc?
Susan
Bah humbug.
Shelley Hutchison
Color me green and call me the Grinch. I stole some Christmas.
Brielle Munsch
“I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Mommy only kisses me. You’ve been warned.”
Ela
I swear, that giant gift started the fight, I was just fighting back!
Gabrielle Baker
Fill the house with ripped paper tra la la la la la la la
Tis the season for doggie mayem tra la la la la la la la
If it contains food I will find it tra la la la la la la la
Countersurfing for ham and leaping for turkey tra la la la la la la la
I’ve done them all and more besides tra la la la la la la la
You’re not the only one who can enjoy this season tra la la la la la la la
I’ll make sure that wont happen HA HA HA HA HA HA
Lizzy C
It’s the caught that counts…
Cindy
I just wanted to take a peek but couldn’t stop!
Sue
The cat told me it was my present.
Pamela
I’m such a happy girl. I work like a dog and you give me presents ! No shame in loving you…
psudrozz
I couldn’t wait.
Andie
Once upon a time you had a Christmas present this morning.
Barbett Hornbacher
You said I could open one a day til christmas right? well the first one was socks….I hate socks
Janelle
Oh, Stop looking at me like this isn’t our little tradition
Ann Geers
Think of this as, The Unrapture. Get it?
Okay, I am ashamed of my puns – but that’s all.
Kat
You mean this one wasn’t for me!?!?! Hope you kept the gift receipt
jen
Ooops! Sorry Mom I was trying to wrap the gift I got you and got a little too excited.
Kristen
That darn cat!
Ali
Do you have a gift receipt?
Erin
My wrapping skills are subpar. My unwrapping skills are excellent though! Merry Christmas!
Katie
I only open the best presents. This one was for you. You’re welcome.
Tiffany
10 seconds to unwrap! Yep, Definitely beat last years record!
Debbie
My name is Max and I am a paper-a-holic, it has been 0 days since my last incident.
Debbie
If there is no picture then it didn’t happen! Oh, wait….
Debbie
R.I.P. Creepy Elf on the Shelf, NOT ashamed!
Debbie
It is YOUR fault for wrapping my bone! My nose knows!
Debbie
I am going through a rebellious stage….
Lindsay Hayes
Just. Couldn’t. Wait.
Heidi Patten
I came in like a wrecking ball
Jennifer
Ralph was hurt that he wasn’t part of the holiday gift name exchange.
Alex
It said no peeking? ..I promised I had my eyes closed the whole time!
Ann
Mmm. The naughty list tastes delicious!
breanne paquette
Some creepy fat guy came and dropped these off, weird i know. So inspected them. they’re safe, your welcome!
breanne paquette
Some creepy fat guy came and dropped these off, weird I know. So I inspected them. They’re safe, your welcome!
Cheryl Comfort
Someone yelled “Squirrel”…. and I temporally went insane and grabbed at what ever was closest to me thinking all the while I had FINALLY caught that blasted, elusive squirrel…. Thats my story, and I’m sticking to it~
Jules
It just went poof….
coschirmers19
What?! It was like this when I got here!
Kelle Green
I seen it all, it was the fat man in the Red suit. he smelt of milk and cookies
Bethany Casteel
Seriously?!?!… that’s all I got?
Gina
Ten rolls of wrapping paper and all I got was this lousy sign.
Tea
They should have called me ‘Santa’s Little Helper.’
Sarah
The cat wouldn’t have liked those treats, anyway.
Nat
Just spreading some Christmas cheer (on the floor)
bscal
I took care of that scary monster for ya! – Love, your Guard Dog
gwen
Did I do that ????????????????
Katrina
Mommy got you socks for Christmas….so I eated them 🙂
You’re welcome!
Raeschel
What? I thought that”DO NOT OPEN TIL CHRISTMAS” was more of a suggestion and not as much a command…
Nicole
Framed by the Elf on a Shelf once again!
Jen A
Was that one double wrapped? I couldn’t eat all of the evidence before you came home.
Kasey
A chew toy?! I asked for cat turds!
Jennifer
I was too excited to wait for Christmas!!! Whew, I feel better now! Hmm..it WAS my present, right?!?
Gabrielle Baker
Jimmy Kimel said I could open a xmas present early. I just couldn’t wait any longer..
Amy
The Elf on the Shelf said it was okay!
April
“What present??”
Chrissy
Ahem… Excuse me. Does anyone see anymore presents for me?
Andrew
Monsters, Inc? More like Monsters STINK!
Dawn
I just saved you from the long lines to return that gift.
Lisa Moore
People keep talking about this Grinch who stole Christmas.. Ha!! I see no stinkin Grinch.. Besides if he was real, that Grinch ain’t got nuthin on me..
Elizabeth Michelle Lent
The monsters made me do it. They told me to ignore the “do not open until xmas” tag, and to ignore the tag with my human’s name on it…. But the ornament looks pretty on the tree doesn’t it.
Louise Kaga
I don’t understand……you brought in a toilet for me and then block off it with all these boxes…………