225 Responses to “Last week of the caption contest!”

  1. Nerwen

    Well that’s one reindeer *puts on sunglasses* who won’t guide Santa’s sleigh tonight.

    • bluhare

      LOL! Beat me to it, Meagan. Mine was:

      I thought you said you wanted stuffing for the Christmas goose!

  2. Bob Ivan

    Dear Santa… Please help! I am a GOOD dog! All I want for Christmas is a needle and thread.. Me sowry 🙁

  3. Jackie

    It kept playing Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer over and over….somebody had to turn it off!

  4. Bart H.

    UPCYCLE (verb). To convert waste material into new products of greater functionality and desirability..

  5. Kim

    Well I can’t have any Christmas dinner stuffing so I thought this would taste the same. It didn’t so I am sorry.

  6. Karen

    I was bringing it to you when I slipped on the shiny floors. I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!

  7. Demi Truong

    Well, I try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrups… But even Buddy the Elf ate some cotton balls.

  8. Sabrina Trejo

    STUFFING the turkey? Oops, I thought you said UN-stuffing the turkey… Since I was trying to help, I’m not ashamed!

  9. Amanda

    I tasted an elf and I liked it,
    the taste of her peppermint chapstick.
    I ate the elf just to try it,
    I hope my mom don’t mind it.
    It felt so wrong,
    it felt so right.

  10. Mrs Marles

    I got jealous because the family left treats for the reindeer, so I made (and destroyed) a voodoo reindoll. Not ashamed.
    Don’t tell santa!

  11. Deb Gleason

    THIS is what happens when you bring a perfectly good tree into the house, and tell me I can’t pee on it…gotta get my frustrations out somehow! (besides, he was askin’ for it!)

  12. Ela

    What!?!? You said you love jigsaw puzzles. I don’t have any money to buy one for you so I thought I’d give you a home made one. Enjoy!

  13. Lewys

    The intruder fell to the floor and I thought he was making a mess. I had to stop him or you will tell me off… Oh, you are telling me off?

  14. Anne

    You asked me to destroyed it while you were sleeping. Don’t look at me, as if I am the one responsible for it’s death.

  15. Donna

    Feliz navidad
    Fleece! I’ve been bad.
    I wanna wish you a merry christmas
    From the bottom of this heart!

  16. Diane N.

    How much longer until the turkey is done? I’m starving! I’ve got the stuffing all ready!

  17. Tracy

    Ikea rattan tree stand: $45
    White LED lights: $20
    Destroying ugly ornament for the ones you love: priceless

  18. susan bren

    they said that rain-deers ran over grandmas i had to protect her. Then it squeaked and scared me

  19. Katharine Martinson

    Dear Santa,
    I have been a good dog this year. Honest. For Christmas I would like a new stuffed toy. The last one… exploded.
    Merry Christmas,

  20. Meechie

    Didn’t that old, little Chinese guy tell you not to get me wet? This is going to be an interesting Christmas! Love, Gizmo

  21. Ashley Fay

    Everybody got Christmas gifts but me so I got ripped the stuffing out of Santa’s lil helper

  22. Melissa G

    He went 365 says without wrecking/destroying/peeing/barfing/eating something.
    Said no one.
    Better luck next year!

  23. Gigi

    What? It’s only that this version of the Nutcracker Suite proved to be a bit too saccharine for my tastes.

  24. Rufus's Mom

    ‘Twas the day after Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring not even a mouse! You are welcome.

  25. Diane

    I boiled him in his own pudding and will now bury him with a stake of holly through his heart….Bah Humbug!

  26. katt

    yeah o k I did it but I am glad I did it. again that fat dude in the red suit left mm butkus., next year there will be a fire in the fireplace. hope he likes toasted buns.

  27. Bett

    One minute it was a lovely toy, the next a lovely mess, I was caught up in the moment and hopped up on sugar plums

  28. breanne paquette

    I didn’t like the way it was looking at me. It was him or me , I stand by my decision!

  29. Julie

    What?… you don’t believe me? I saved Christmas from the Grinch. That WAS the Grinch.
    Wasn’t it?

  30. Susan Fagan

    I specifically told my mommy that I didn’t want to be left at home alone, or else her cashmere scarf would pay dearly. Well, let’s see if she learns her lesson THIS time!!


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