Looks like she did you a favour!
My humans left me alone for 15 minutes in their bed while I pretended to sleep. Their mistake. Now they should set aside their silly camera, clean up this mess, and make me some breakfast! Yes, that’s my tongue sticking out. No, I’m not ashamed. Hurry up!
Hazel is actually much cuter than this photo lets on, and also much better behaved. Perhaps sometime I’ll catch her chewing a log on the sofa.