The third stair is creaky | Dog Shaming “Each time my paws touch stair #3, I fart really loudly. Thank God my parents have terrible hearing. I am disgusting.” – Gretchen
I have the same problem but I blame the hamster.
My dad always blamed the hermit tree crab. When we questioned its existence, he told us it was invisible, so it took us a while to figure out we didn’t even have a hermit tree crab. (We were very gullible kids.)
Gretchen, you could try jumping over stair number 3!
This made me laugh out loud. Gretchen you are adorable!