11 Responses to “The laundry room needed a fresh coat of paint”

  1. Barbara

    I’m commenting on behalf of my client, “Cat”. My client is willing to testify that he witnessed the laundry room paint incident, pictured in the exhibit above. In exchange for such testimony, he will require the following: 1) immunity for any involvement he may have had in the incident, 2) immunity for one future “cat’ based incident, and 3) two bags of cat treats, brand to be specified by my client.


    My client “The Dog” has video proof of the crime being committed by the “Cat” and said video will clear him of all charges.
    In return he only asks for his record to be cleared of any wrongdoing.
    He hope’s the “Cat” is punished to the fullest extent of the law.


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