“I ate all the stuffing from my toy squirrel. Now I’m pooping out cotton like I’m Eli Whitney.”
Manny de-stuffed his toy squirrel, so now we’ve spent several days pulling excess cotton out of his butt after he poops. We’ve since switched to stuffing-free toys.
I’m going to have to use “pooping out cotton like [he’s] Eli Whitney.” 🙂
Careful of the stuffing free that look like dead animals! My lab swallowed one and part stuck in her stomach part in her intestine. Surgery was required! Much worse that cottony poop!
Holy moly, what a nightmare for you! I guess the moral is to never underestimate the capacity of a lab to swallow something. Glad she was okay in the end.
My hound LOVES to yank out all of the stuffing like it’s his job! But we’re lucky, because he spits out all of the stuffing, unless it sticks to his tongue. In that case he makes crazy faces until I go over there and swipe it off of his tongue. Baby. 🙂
My dog discovered the fiber fill in my sewing supplies. It was like he discovered a secret stash of ice cream! He was severely disappointed when I moved it out of his reach–he’ll still occasionally beg to get in to my sewing stuff.
Those squirrels are the best dog toys, though- my four have destroyed at least a half-dozen of them!
He looks more embarrassed than sorry.
I wonder how many people had to Google ‘Eli Whitney’?
My history may be rusty, but I don’t think Eli Whitney pooped cotton…;-)