When I have gas, which I do often, I pretend like I’m intently watching the tv so I can start barking at moving things when I need to fart. My humans couldn’t possibly realize that I’m bark-farting… (Except I stink due to my frequent snacks of cat poo)
Caption: “I bark at the TV to cover up the fact that I have bad gas – Lucchi”
Or maybe watching TV gives him gas. 🙂
“Bark-Farting!” What a fascinating concept. Never heard of it before. Clever doggie.