Look Mommy! I made a doggy door!
I chewed my harness right off… please don’t buy a new one! Love, Finley
ate a plate of rum balls off the counter
Editor’s note: chocolate is HIGHLY toxic to dogs. If you suspect your dog has ingested chocolate, please contact your emergency vet immediately.
While eating, I saw her come out of my roommate’s bedroom with a turd hanging from her mouth. This is not the first time we caught her either.
‘When you’ve gotta go, you’ve gotta go. I regret NOTHING. (36 likes & counting)’
My owner took me to the beach and wanted to take a nice sunny beach photo, I had other ideas. All her friends found it hilarious. As I said, I regret nothing!
Dog shaming love all the way from the Land Down Under!
Locations he has done his business include, but are not limited to: The kitchen counter, the center of a 3 wick candle, the cord wrap handle on a vacuum cleaner, a stone wall, the ledge to catch ash and coals on a woodstove, and the 3rd step on the ladder to my loft (which he also climbs nightly to hog my bed). We aren’t sure if it’s talent, or a personal vendetta. Either way he has earned the nickname of the phantom pooper as we never know where a gift may pop up. And, he’s not even a little bit sorry.
My name is Pixie and this is my food pyramid:
I found the bag of corn flour you meant to dispose of yesterday… Lexi is a repeat offender, first time since we found Dog Shaming. We lulled ourselves into thinking our girls were not nearly dogshaming worthy… She covered the floor in 3 rooms, and then someone (big sis not pictured) nested in the bed.
Frankie found her dad’s custom-made night guard on his nightstand and chewed it up into tiny little shards of useless plastic. Replacement cost: $500.
Today I got into the garbage AND escaped the backyard to chase a cat. I am a trash eating, cat chasing jerk!