I will literally never smile in a photograph.
Dog Shaming’s own web dev and friend, Jairus, helped us out with our latest April Fools’ prank (if you haven’t caught on by now, HAPPY APRIL FOOLS’ DAY, HA!). We’ll be back to our regularly scheduled canine confessions tomorrow! Thanks everyone for playing along.
If the thing is 10 minutes away and starts at noon, I leave the house at 11:56.
Our friend James submitted this picture of himself on behalf of his wife Sonya. He’s late so often that she was beyond shocked when he was on time for their wedding!
Non spengo mai il telefono la notte e i messaggi dei miei amici svegliano sempre la mia ragazza. Ma non me!
Translated to english: I don’t turn my phone off at night so my friends’ texts wake up my girlfriend, but not me!
All the way from Italy, our friend Julie sent in this picture of her fiancé Francesco. International love, international shaming!
I leave my dirty boxers on the ground for the cat can roll around in.
Hailey’s husband Cully shamelessly leaves his unmentionables all over the bedroom. Bad Cully, bad boy!
I steal all the blankets, then roll up like a burrito and sleep diagonally. The lady gets the couch.
Carly submitted this picture of her beau, Arash. We think he should roll his way over to the couch tonight! Bad boy!
I eat my wife’s “secret” stash of peanuts and pretend I have nothing to do with the near-empty jar.
Sylvia submitted this picture of her husband Claude (who also happen to be Dog Shaming’s parents). Someone’s in the dog house!
They snore, they make a mess, they eat everything in sight, they stink, they pee on the floor…
No, I’m not talking about dogs here! As much as we love shaming dogs, we think they deserve a break. We’ve decided to turn the tables and start shaming the biggest troublemakers: husbands.
