Dog Shaming

Perfect guilt-face

I Have an addiction to cotton stuffing.

Bonnie 1 1/2 yr old. Must pull the stuffing out of EVERY stuffed animal she finds.

Looked like cheese, tasted like regret.

This is what I did when my family was at work today.

On my way home, the lid popped open and Max our Staffie sat in the back of the car and licked all the icing off my 3 slices of carrot cake intended for a birthday party. He cannot resist anything sweet…

Be our guest! Be our guest! Put your panties to the test!

I eat undies and I’m not sorry. I showed absolutely no remorse when I was caught red-handed ripping holes in a house guest’s underwear. They tasted great!

Oscar The Grouch is Green

“I stole the green food coloring while Mom was making cupcakes and made a big mess of myself and the carpet.”

Cat Box Buffet

We were gluttons and visited the Cat Box Buffet instead of waiting for our breakfast. Now, we’re too full of crap to eat our expensive food and we smell terrible.

This is how I say “hello!”

A couple of times, our dog has decided that a good way to introduce himself to children is by surprise body-slamming them to the ground even. (No children were harm thankfully)