I puked ALL OVER my owner’s bar exam books. A++ puke, would puke on again.
I object to your studying
I shed
David sheds. A lot. And when he’s extra sheddy, he sits on the floor or on furniture and scratches himself until he makes a big pile of fur.
Diaper Temptation
I eat the baby’s dirty diapers and then make my mom clean up my vomit. (Shreds of dirty diaper + barf = pure nastiness)
Friendly reminder that yesterday was garbage day
My little Pom Sophie tore open the trash sack and scattered trash all over the kitchen. Our big Pom, Edge, is blind but has a good sniffer so he helped as much as he could.
I am a Hoarder
Moved the couch while cleaning and her secret stash was revealed.
Creates Traffic Jams
“I like to poop while crossing the street, just love watching mommy trying to pick it up in the middle of traffic” – Agnes the French Bulldog often choses to poop in the middle of Copenhagen traffic.
New stereo too realistic for Chief.
Chief and I were watching a movie on the new Blu-ray and speakers. Chief got quite upset when the “dog in the TV” kept barking. He circled the speaker several times looking for the intruder. Not finding the TV Dog he elected to mark the expensive speakers as his territory….
You’re like a big salt lick
“I like to lick my mommy’s legs after she gets out of the shower!” So true… and so much for that shower. If only, Chloe, you could behave like your big sister, Molly… that is until she starts mimicking you. Then we have a problem.
Sleepy time terror
Every time I let the dog on the bed she thanks me by humping my leg.
Thar She Blows
Honeychild, 2 years old. Atomic Bomb factory.
