For those who aren’t familiar with our contest: Every Tuesday from now until Christmas, we’ll be posting a new caption-less Dog Shaming picture. It’s up to YOU to come up with the perfect words of shame! Get your creative juices flowing and come up with the funniest caption you can think of and by Friday we’ll announce the winner! You can tweet us, facebook us, or leave your comment below!

WINNERS WILL RECEIVE: Two signed copies of the Dog Shaming book, two tote bags, and four Dog Shaming pins and markers! This way you get to keep a copy for yourself, but also you’ll also be able to cross your dog-loving friend or family member off your shopping list!! (Of course, if you can’t wait to get a free copy, you can always order your copy here!)

Boz waited until right after Mom and Dad went to work to find the loaf of french bread on the counter. He ate the whole loaf, even though it was twice his size. After pooping three times and puking once, he feels no shame about any of it.

Karma likes to eat her owner’s thongs. We think she at least looks a little bit embarrassed about it.

Don’t be fooled by Rocko’s tiny size! He’s got a big nerve, and an even bigger appetite.

Delmar was adopted from a shelter last November, and was so skinny that his new family could see every bone in his body. Even though he has gained more than ten pounds since then, he still keeps selling food. We hope Delmar soon realizes he has forever food in his forever home!

Jack ate a dog toy and almost died.  If you think a $4,000 vet bill taught him a lesson, you might be disappointed.

Lily chewed on her mom’s shoe. She is currently avoiding eye contact, but we expect that will change around dinner time. Unless she’s still full from her shoe snack.

Dutch is only 6 months old, but he’s already figured out that naps are more fun than walks. No argument here.

Listen. This dog eats underwear, and he looks pretty serious about it.

Maya isn’t the greatest house guest. She was staying with her owners’ daughter while they travelled, and had a pretty whirlwind 24 hours of shame-worthy behaviour. But look at that face!