“Cat Bed? What Cat Bed?” Walter doesn’t seem to care that he’s ruined his brother Truman’s bed perch. If only I could have gotten him to stay there for the picture when his beard was adorned with wicker shreds.

My parents spend a fortune on the best dog food money can buy and I live a pampered life second to none. Deal with it.

My human family was an hour late feeding me dinner, so I helped myself (again) to a case of juice that I thought was out of my reach. Lucky me! I could reach it! I managed to drag two bottles through my doggie door and drink a healthy dose of antioxidants before they got home. I LOVE juice! It’s the only thing I can’t get enough of. I need JA (juice-a-holics anonymous.)

Our golden “Duchess” thought it would be ok to try to pee in the cat’s litter box. Only problem was, she missed and peed on the floor!!!

I’m 7 years old and since my owner adopted me a year ago have NEVER had an accident inside. Today, I peed on my second favorite human’s boots… while she was wearing them and standing on the carpet at work. I was also very well hydrated today.

This little guy loves to chew. He ate a hair clip yesterday and my favorite one today. Once he discovers something we have to hide it until he forgets about it!

I peeled and sectioned an orange and set it on the table. I stepped out of the room for a couple of seconds and came back and the entire large navel orange was gone! I should have known better — Rocky does love his fruit!

Audrey, a five-month-old English Bulldog, can’t get enough of the shower! She used to wait until the water was turned off to come in, now she just barges right in. She is one wet dog, and her ears go way back when she’s done something naughty, as you can see in this picture! On top of that, she won’t look at the camera for a proper shaming!

I let a mouse move into our kitchen. 🙁

Oh….And did I mention that I am a Rat Terrier!

A.K.A. “The Verminator”

Yeah Sure…….

Jack has a secret hiding place above the couch on the window sill. One of the rawhides fell behind…3 days ago…he’s been crying [LOUDLY] on the back of the couch ever since. 1 more day until I break down and rescue it so he’ll stop his dramatic mourning.