“I sit this way and scratch my nether regions when visitors come. I am not ashamed.”
Zuul, the 3 year old pug, saw Daddy doing this on the sofa and decided to copy him and repeat his new trick for everyone that comes over.

Hi my name is Magnus. I am a Great Dane and I only throw up on the carpet. Dad still is trying to get the stain out.

I lick the couch.. a lot..

“I ate poo and then tried to lick you in the face. I should be ashamed of myself.”

Ferris, the 2 year old French Bulldog, doesn’t understand why we don’t want kisses from her.

“My name is Harpo , I am a four-legged paper shredder.”

“I eat Chapstick.”

Peanut is a serial Chapstick stealer. Burt’s Bees is his favorite.

The sign says – I jumped the temporary fence my Dad put up to keep me out of the mud. Now I can’t come inside until my Mom has time to give me a bath. I know better, but I’m not that sorry.

He’s now howling at the back door, and our cat is teasing him and playing with his sign. Maybe he’s a little sorry now. 🙂

I like to bark at dogs outside from the window and sometimes my mom’s things get caught in the line of fire

“I pooped in the bed”
“I tried to help out my brother by attempting to hide the evidence under Mummy’s pillow – I only failed because she woke up”

Dixie, our German short-haired pointer/lab mix, likes to hunt flies. Sometimes the blinds get in the way. Her twin brother probably helped, but he refused to sit still for the photo.