Hello, I’m Lenny.
I’m a paper addict and I need help. I tried to eat the cable bill and this sign.
What’s missing is his girlfriend and her sign saying that she helps him by bringing him the bills.
Show me Your Papers
Boxing Fanatic
Our boxer Ralph chewed up his dad’s 1941 edition of Ring magazine. Ironic, don’t you think?!
Call 1-800-DIG-DIRT for my Services
I didn’t like the way my parents repotted the plant so I decided to fix it after they went to bed. I love dirt!
I’m a Creep, I’m a Weirdo…
My cat stares at me while I bathe…
Grandma got run Over by a Bruce
My name is Bruce. I made my grandma fall in my mad attempt to get to her house.
You’re Home Early
This Boston Bully pleads the 5th. We suspect she wakes up with blood* on her hands and doesn’t know what happened but knows she did something bad.
*down-pillow feathers
If it Begins with S, she Steals it.
Someday we are going to find all the spoons and socks she’s taken. Now we have to rely of the generosity of our friends. Freaky Beak won’t share her hidey holes.
Paula Deen Would be Proud
I ate an entire stick of butter, then made you clean up my poops.
Greyhound Garbage Gross
Pepper, my housemate’s rescue greyhound loves perusing the garbage for tasty morsels.
Legend…wait for it…d’oh!
When my mommy was trying to get some beauty sleep, I opened the closet door I ate the rest of my dog food. LEGEND
