My name is Oskar and I’m a Spiteful Urinator
Spiteful Urinator
I Like To Chew Mom’s Hair
I especially like it when she’s running late to law school and has to choose between showering or showing up on time (with gross hair). I’m an asshole.
I Wouldn’t Quit Chewing On My Butt
“i wouldn’t quit chewing on my butt so now i am a conehead!”
My Boston Springer Spaniel Loves Paper Products
My boston/springer spaniel loves paper products. In fact he loved the whole six pack of Bounty..
Rub A Dub Dub One Dog In A Tub
Rub a dub dub, one dog in a tub!
I Don’t Like It When My Mom Leaves
I don’t like it when my Mom leaves, so I sit in front of the bathroom when she gets ready to try and stop her.
<3 Vilo the corgi
My Mom Puts A Chair On The Couch To Keep Me Off
My mom puts a chair on the couch to keep me off of it!!
How Could You Ever Get Mad At This Face?
Editor’s note: how could you ever get mad at this face?
My Mommy Babysits And I Ate A Whole Can Of Formula
Atticus’ sign says “My Mommy babysits and I ate the whole can of powdered formula.” Arcata’s says, “twice!” He also sniffs her, wants to lay his big head in her lap, and enjoys eating her soiled diapers…. he should be ashamed!
Editor’s note: that baby sure knows how to throw a mean side-eye!!
