Dog Shaming

I Barked And Growled Profusely At A Hotel Guest

I barked and growled profusely at a hotel guest that my mom was trying to help -.-

I Think Baseboards Are Yummy

Hi, I’m Mason and I think baseboards are yummy!

I Left A Big Puddle Of Slobber In The Kitchen

I left a big puddle of slobber in the kitchen and my mom slipped and fell in it. I also slobbered on this sign.

And He Doesn’t Even Feel Bad About It

And Carlton doesn’t even feel bad about it.

I didn’t want them to leave without me! (They did anyway)

NOTE LEFT BY HOUSE KEEPER…. My dog loves the pool and decided to go swimming when the house keeper was here. After a dip in the pool he came in wet and smelly. The house keeper gave him a shower! He hates showers!

Too Afraid To Get Down

I get on the dining table, but am too afraid to get down.

Self-Punishment

I was so ashamed about getting my mom’s dinner when her back was turned that I punished myself by sending myself to my room before she knew what I did. Any brownie points, mom?