Dog Shaming

The Ear Buds didn’t fit me, so I ate them.

I noticed that Howie (half dachshund, half poodle) was oddly quiet — never a good sign — so I went to investigate and found him destroying my earphones. Last week he ate my FitBit. We have three dogs and absolutely no shortage of chew toys, but he goes out of his way (literally treating the house like an obstacle course to jump on counters, tables, etc) to find electronics and chew them up.

Sign Reads: These are all the chew toys I have in a 5 ft radius at the moment. But, I decided to chew on these.

I can do it by myself! Err…..

We were actually using the kids pool for our turtle. When we came home from a brief errand, we found our Husky puppy all wet and the pool torn apart. Our turtle is fine. Gotta go get a new one, or maybe we should get a few.

There’s a hole in my pocket, dear Vizsla

Sydney loves her treats…. So much that she stole these shorts from the laundry, took them under the bed, and ate every last crumb and then whole pocket out of my moms shorts!!!

You Scruffy Looking Nerfherder!

Mr. Growley (aka Mr. G) loves to eat Nerf darts. I usually don’t know he found one until… after. When I went to take this picture all I had to do was look in the couch for some evidence.

The sign says “I like to eat NERF darts so I can poop orange foam.” 🙂

Tangerine Dream

I thanked my mom for the $80 grooming and tangerine deep conditioning treatment by rolling in feces the minute I was let off leash. I am not sorry. -Abby

Fine Dinning

I sneak into the litter box for a la carte poop snacks. I was caught purple pawed.

All You Can Eat Buffet

Boston has a little separation anxiety and has torn stuff up before. Now he has learned being alone isn’t so bad when you learn to open the fridge. While we are gone he helps himself… We now bungee cord the handle when we leave.