I peed on the bed, while my dog sitter was sleeping in it!
Time to Get Up! It’s Pee-o’Clock in the Morning!

I peed on the bed, while my dog sitter was sleeping in it!
Only a thousand trees in the whole forest so I chose his leg.
A haiku by Loki.
We bought a watermelon, set it on the table, and walked away for a little while to do other things. When we came back, our 8 month old shiba inu puppy was lying down feasting on melon and making a mess spitting out rind. When we went to take the picture, she got all excited thinking she was getting her treat back. No treat, only shame!
“I shed. I’m not sorry. – Malik”
Our shiba inu blows his coat 2-5 times a year. This is the 3rd pile we’ve brushed off him this week. We’re beginning to lose hope. He feels no remorse.
Our little guy is a chewer. While we thought we had Rigby-proofed the house, it seems that we had neglected to put up the reusable grocery bags.
I like to unzip backpacks and rip up papers.
Pippin needs to be crated but Mommy and Daddy hated the look of the wire and plastic ones so they bought a nice wooden one. There seems to be a little Beaver in him too because he chewed my way out!
Sign reads “I (H)ate House Lannister”. We came home one day to find that Saru had chewed up one of our four Game of Thrones coasters. He was clearly not ashamed, as he attempted to do more damage as we took the photo.
I can’t be trusted when left alone with delicious bedsheets. #itsamiracle #sorryimnotsorry
The only surviving princess is belle…but I’m sure her time is coming soon :/