I’m Jemima, I don’t bite but I will punch you.
My dog ate a tube of VERY GREASY hand lotion
My boyfriend Dean took our dog Betty to the park for a training session. Betty’s favourite treat is chopped up pieces of cheddar cheese. I should have given him normal dog treats to take. Then he wouldn’t have eaten them. But he did feel ashamed.
I crap on the beach…..every time!
I have to speed home to try to prevent Reilly Pom from peeing in the hallway. I never win:(
My sister’s dog, Siren, is a 7 month old Australian Shepherd whose love for eating knows no bounds. If it tastes good (and it usually does) she’ll eat it. Even outside she’ll eat the tall grass and flowers and even that bush we planted last year. Her favourite thing to do? Steal apples right off the tree! Apples are her absolute favourite, but so is everything else.
Ida Clare is a rescue dog and has a heart of gold! However she does like toys and really hard things to chew. My landlord was working and after he left, I found his hammer in her “hidey spot”. She has yet to learn the difference between tools and toys!
During her daily scripture reading, Hailee didn’t approve of certain passages in the Bible….
We are in the process of redecorating our house.. Brady is trying to help.
Dixie decided she was feeling a little lazy last night. “I pooped in the house, 3 feet from the open dog door.”