“I rang in the new year by peeing on my friend’s couch.”
My friend and her husband invited Newton and I over this year for New Year’s Eve. Everything was going fine until out of nowhere, Newton jumped on the couch, looked at me, and peed. Newton’s New Year resolution? Show a little more class when visiting other people’s homes.
Oliver is a 25 year old double yellow head amazon parrot who is a lot of fun and very sweet but does have the tendency to ventilate our walls when given the opportunity. Although she is a charming and beautiful companion parrots are not for everyone as they are loud, temperamental and can live just as long or longer then a human. We are her fifth (but hopefully last) home.
My new parents took me in when I had nowhere else to go. I showed my appreciation by eating this wall. Now my daddy says he wants pollo verde for dinner! I am a very naughty bird!
My 6 year old Neapolitan Mastiff, Poe, decided it would be a good idea to carve out my crawl space vent and squeeze herself through the hole to hang out in the insulation under the house. She then could not liberate herself from under the house and required rescue. . . in the middle of the night.
“I punched out the crawl space vent and climbed inside to cuddle the insulation. . . then I couldn’t get out and mom had to rescue me.”