Lola and Zoey decided that it was a good idea to try to play with the skunk that wandered in the backyard in the middle of a snow storm. De-skunking two dogs that hate baths at the same time is a nightmare.
“I accidently locked myself in the bathroom while my parents were at work and I panicked…” – Mister Biddies
We left the bedroom door open just once while at work. Jones, our 9 month old long haired corgi, was so glad he could help us out by killing our blanket. Well it was described as ‘ice cream’ when we bought it.
Jones also likes socks, tissues, underwear and any mail, junk or otherwise.
I was so excited to show mom what I did to her school books when she got home!
Someone thought it was a fun idea to take the toilet paper from both toilets in the house.
I rolled in a giant pile of poop and then ate it. my namesake would be proud. xo, Benjamin Franklin.
Wally’s newest trick for begging: staring at you upside down. Eventually, you will break down.
My doggie pal Blue and I chewed a big hole in Mommy’s couch, so that she could get a new one. After I made the hole really deep, Blue peed in it.
I vomitted on the good sofa and hid it under a throw blanket. Love, Malena.
Every now and again my Mom brings me home one of those huge, meaty dinosaur bones from the pet store. I think they cost like a million dollars or something. It takes me a whole 15 minutes to eat it and I know it makes everyone really happy because when I’m done they keep asking me “where it went” and “Did I eat the whole thing?”, just like they say to one of our littles when he eats his whole dinner. I’m so lucky because my Mom said she is taking out stock in the dinosaur bone company so that means she’ll bring them home all the time!