I broke out of the backyard fence tonight and decided to barge into the neighbor’s house for refuge….all because of a bug zapper. Love, Wally (the cowardly beagle-basset)
My dog, Pippin, was visiting his “Gma” while I was out of town and kept getting stuck in weird places. So, “Gma” decided to do a dog shaming!
I stole baby JJ’s Teddy Bear and chewed it all up and when I got in trouble, I then ate the underwire out of his mom’s bra. Bobby
I am the world’s BIGGEST CHICKEN.
Mom tried to get me to swim
I sat on her lap instead.
In fairness, it must be said that, when she was about 18 months, Mouse fell into a river and panicked. Water has been an issue ever since.
Zachy checks all the parcels that are left by the mailman. He provides a very thorough service.
Molly likes getting a bath but for some reason pouts for at least 2 days after each one.
My name is Duke, and I really wanted to try the cake that my mom made for my sister’s 3rd birthday. I didn’t even wait for it to cool once she took it out of the oven. She left for the bathroom, and that was my chance. It was REALLY good…
‘My name’s Harley and I drink from the toilet then throw up on the stairs at work…’ There’s nothing quite like trying to work in a hot office when the sound and stench of toilet water vomit comes floating in, quickly followed by a smug looking Great Dane.
Where’s Fix It Felix Jr. when you need him?
We left Penny home alone for a few hours and came back to this mess scattered across the carpet. She really took Wreck-It Ralph’s catchphrase to heart.
I tried to watch tv while mom & dad were away, but ended up eating the remote.