“I ate the homebrew kit to spite my moms” when they left for the grocery store.
“I just ate a whole burger from five guys w/ a side of cat poop. – Toby
Our Schnoodle, Jimi, just loves to eat. Too bad he can’t tell time to know when it;s time for dinner!
I am a stinkin’ thief. I steal everything and anything and run and hide. It’s a good thing that I am so cute.
Ps. I also like to eat my own poop.
I am not to be trusted and I am disgusting! Love, CoCo
Bailey was snoozing under my dressing gown and when he decided to get up, he tried to exit through the sleeve!
* I steal soft things, NOT sorry
My name is Remi, a Labrador Retriever, and I HATE that my entire house has wood floors! I steal towels,, sweatshirts, shoes, the kitchen floor mat (in picture) and anything else I can get my mouth on to stay off the wood floor! I stare/bark at my bed if I want my Mom to move it to a different room for me. I am a disgrace to the hunting dog breed, but I am NOT ashamed.
I walked outside for about 5 minutes and Molly got my contacts off my bathroom counter, brought them in the living room, and devoured them. I guess I’ll be wearing glasses for a while.
“We teamed up to eat an entire bag of orange cookies in less than 10 minutes. We are like really bad ninjas.”
I ran to the gas station and came back less than 10 minutes later. Jasper and Winnie had stolen a bag of sealed cookies off the table, chewed a hole in the bag, and devoured 2 dozen freshly made cookies before I got home!
Maggie hates to be alone and wrecks everything from my expensive hair extensions to my brand new kitchen table. She isn’t sorry and thinks I’m a wimp.
Benson loves cat poo; So much that we had to buy a baby gate to block his access to the litter box. Giving the cat “dis-taste got expensive, and didn’t work. Also, we’ve learned that Benson was consuming far more feces than we had originally thought….gross.