I can’t stay out of the trash so now I rock my bling with pride.
I eat Lego min-figs and poop smiley faces.
Hi my names Cleo and I just love to annoy my dog sitter so much! I make sure to wake her up at 3am EVERY night she minds me!! I’m sure she loves me really!! love Cleo xxx
I swam after ducks for 45 min… ’til mom and dad had to swim to the middle of the pond to get me… we ALL smell like fish
I like to eat toilet paper
Bought my son a brand new baseball helmet. Didn’t even take it out of the Modell’s bag yet. Came home from work and her entire face was inside the helmet eating it from the inside.
Ginger: “I ate this hoodie”.
Cappy: “I watched”.
…I promise it won’t happen again.
I made Mummy get up at 4AM to change the battery on the smoke detector because I was scared of the beeping.
Cleanliness is next to Godliness. So, I ate a whole bar of soap. Cash, the golden furry child shown above decided that his mom’s soap tastes pretty good! The nagging thirst that followed was not as pleasant.