I poop every time Mommy is on a conference call. Every. Single. Time.
I stole raw carrots off my mom’s plate them vomited the on the living room carpet! I love carrots, I think I just ate too many of them too quickly. She was talking to the neighbour at the door, and I hid under the coffee table for my vegetable binge.
Benny decided to start snapping out the piles for our brand new Pottery Barn rug. It took him under one minute to make the bald spot you see, Benny is a Lhasa-poo.
I left the house in such a rush today I forgot to get my sunglasses… Look like somebody else decided to make them her own!
Even though we BEG for it, if the banana is not quite the right ripeness, we spit it out and walk away (and don’t feel guilty at ALL).
Sign reads, ” I love being squirted by the hose, buy when momma won’t play with me willingly, I trick her into it by rolling in smelly things. -Pickles”
My 10 yr old Bengal, Boo Boo, decided the litter box was too far away and pooped in my shower. Enough said 🙂 !!
I came home one day from class to discover my nine year old Weimaraner had some how reached up the wall and ate half of the mounted taxidermy fish…Let’s just say this isn’t her first time around the naughty block…
Cleo loves to get these things on her… Such a job to get them off!
My name is Benito, I want all my mommy’s attention to myself so I peed on her laptop. Now my mommy is still paying for a laptop she no longer has.