I keep eating the soap and then I have to poop every 10 minutes.
Beau is a 10 year old Italian Greyhound who makes his mommy carry him to bed at night. It is really mommy’s fault for spoiling him rotten.
I’m a balloon killer.
“I also did the diaper pail (Mom is having a beer now).”
Perhaps Kaiser heard about the Banana Plants medical properties somewhere
I got caught short and did a sneaky piddle in the hallway. My owner didn’t see it and slipped, injuring her arm. Needless to say, we’re both rather embarrassed
Maggie is having a rough week. Her Dad started a new job and will be out of town for 2 weeks and her mom works a lot. She is used to having a stay-at-home Dad. She unfortunately chewed on the couch, while Mr. Goodnight took a nap.
Macy (Siberian Husky, 1yr old) – ” I chewed up Aunt Jen’s rug.”
Yogi (Lab Mix, 4 months old) – “I helped.”
Left my wallet on the arm of the lounge chair and went up-stairs for a minute. When I came back down, Reef was sitting on the lounge (also not allowed) pulling the contents out of my wallet. Busted!
Little Charlie likes to give us kisses in bed, but tonight his breath was awfully stinky… We then went out to the kitchen to find the trash had been rummaged through! Guess he really wanted that bag of Munchos…