I am an old lady so when I wake everyone up at 3 in the morning pretending I desperately have to pee they believe me.  After they get out of bed and let me outside I JUST SIT THERE !!!

Friday walked in while I was painting my room and decided to leave his butt cheek print in the wall forever.  love ya Friday and thank you for the wonderful artwork on my wall.

Dolly: “i let the brat eat mi fudz, now i haz a hungri”

Jack: “i let snickerz eat mi fudz, now iz hungri.”

Snickers: “dolly fudz all gone”, “Jack fudz all gone”, “ooo mi tum tum”

true story

“When I was micro-chipped, I bucked and the vet stabbed her assistant with the needle.  Mom was SO embarrassed.”  (This is par for the course with Josie!)

I run into the screen door.

Robbie (4 months) finally got his new big boy bed yesterday, and showed us what he thought of it today.

Bella likes bath time!

Baxter found one of the kid’s stamp pads made with “washable ink.”  What he uncovered is that it might wash off children, but white dogs are another story.

I like to bark at inanimate objects.