My precious pup Snorty decided to pee on my pillow where I lay my head at night.
Who got tipsy at NYE and PEED on the carpet?!?!
Disclaimer: no dogs actually consumed alcohol, it’s just a joke!
I sneak into the trash to try and eat inedible things like foil & cling wrap. Then I shred them and feel NO REMORSE!
No, I haven’t seen your red pen anywhere. Why do you ask? -Shimi
“I ate mommys burrito off the counter while she was in the shower. – Porter” Porter the lab/ pit bull mix, has developed this habit of eating anything and everything off the kitchen counter. But only when he thinks you’re not paying attention.
I’m Bongo, and I like to steal the napkins off people’s laps and my dads’ dinner parties and eat them. They’re usually paper napkins, but sometimes I get cloth. My dads have to do periodic napkin checks to make sure everyone’s are safe.
I ate half of the bacon wrapped asparagus apps my mom prepped for a New Years Eve party while
She was in the shower. They were raw!!
I got my dog George a stuffed rabbit for his first Easter. He took one photo posing very nicely and then proceeded to eat all of the fluffing out of the eye wholes bit by bit.
Nelson U Rockfella, 2 year old Boxer, aka Sponge Shredder